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08/26/11 04:15 AM
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bull frog
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How much would you donate?
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O' Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"On Average ~ About a gallon."
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Re: Traffic Jam
[Re: bull frog]
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08/26/11 04:42 PM
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Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: Traffic Jam
[Re: Big A]
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08/26/11 07:27 PM
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TXLONGGUN
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Bird Dog
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Re: Traffic Jam
[Re: TXLONGGUN]
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08/27/11 02:53 PM
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Posts: 13,530
Hunt n Fish
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This isn't funny...... Only a gallon, crap I've got at least 2 five gallon cans and can round up a couple of 55gal drums..... (GOTCHA) 
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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