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 The Train Ride
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07/25/11 07:32 PM
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urbnat
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Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Texan thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the crap out of Obama again.
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 Re: The Train Ride
[Re: urbnat]
#2453140
07/25/11 07:42 PM
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Big A
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HAHAHA We all wish we could
 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: The Train Ride
[Re: Big A]
#2454326
07/26/11 02:30 AM
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Hellonwheels
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Light Foot
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Robert
Dont worry bout the mule just load the wagon!
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