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 My luck!!!
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06/08/11 12:33 PM
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bill oxner
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A tough-looking group of bikers was riding when they saw a beautiful woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: My luck!!!
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06/08/11 04:20 PM
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  FUNNY
 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: My luck!!!
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06/09/11 05:14 PM
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TSU99
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That's WRONG! That's just WRONG!
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Re: My luck!!!
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06/09/11 06:32 PM
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cannon88
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Awesome!
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Re: My luck!!!
[Re: cannon88]
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06/09/11 08:18 PM
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 Did the biker nock the "beautiful woman" off the bridge yet? lol
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Re: My luck!!!
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06/10/11 09:50 PM
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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