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 Sexing Flys
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05/25/11 12:39 PM
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HICKORY12
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A man comes home from the store with a new fly swatter and for over an hour all his wife could hear was smacking here and yonder in the kitchen. When he came out of the kitchen his wife asked him how many flys he killed. He replied, I got 5, 3 males and 2 females. His wife said, now how in the world can you tell the difference. He said, well, I swatted 3 on a beer can and 2 were sitting on the phone. 3 males and 2 females!
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Re: Sexing Flys
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05/26/11 01:24 PM
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Big A
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Re: Sexing Flys
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05/29/11 03:37 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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My wife didn't think this was funny......She's like that! I thought it was funny as HEck
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