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 Childbirth at 65
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04/26/11 12:50 AM
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RKHarm24
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Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: RKHarm24]
#2270173
04/26/11 01:02 AM
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BMD
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Silver Spoon
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 you are on a roll tonight 
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: BMD]
#2270794
04/26/11 04:56 AM
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SatNiteSpec
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: RKHarm24]
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04/27/11 05:35 PM
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TSU99
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Aw man! That ain't right! 
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: TSU99]
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04/27/11 09:43 PM
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Leonardo
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: Leonardo]
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04/28/11 11:19 AM
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stxranchman
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Obie Juan Kenobi
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people? ![[Linked Image]](http://neoswarm.com/images/Bug_Crawling.gif)
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: stxranchman]
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04/28/11 03:30 PM
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jigginjt
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Tell it like it is . That's good .
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