Two old cowboys were sitting in front of the old saloon, and noticed a cloud of dust heading into town. Sure enough, a cowboy rides into town and rides right up to the saloon, gets off his horse, takes his hat off, slaps the dust off his shirt and chaps. He then walks behind his horse, lifts it tail and gives it a kiss. He wipes his mouth, puys his hat on and starts walking into the saloon. The two old cowboys look at each other and yell to the guy, " hey, wait a minute, WHAT was that all about ?" What was what all about replied the cowboy? You know replied one of the cowboys, that lifting of your horses tail.... the kiss? Ahhhh replied the cowboy,pointing to his mouth, " chapped lips" Wow, said the old cowboy, does that cure them? No he replied, but it sure keeps me from licking them.

that should work

That's hilarious.