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 Bob goes golfing
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02/23/11 04:39 AM
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One sunny Saturday Bob decided to go play a round of golf. On the way home from the golf course, he came upon a beautiful woman on the side of the road with car trouble. He pulled over, tinkered on the engine for a while, and finally got it started.
The woman said, "Oh, look, you got really dirty. My house is right around the corner. How about you come over and I'll wash your clothes and you can take a shower?" He agreed, and while he was showering, the woman suddenly appeared in the shower stall with him. One thing led to another, and they ended up making whoopie. Afterwards, he got dressed and headed home.
On the way, he started feeling really guilty about being unfaithful. When he got home, his wife asked him why he was gone all afternoon. He broke down and told her the story of the woman with car trouble, the shower, and everything else, and begged her for forgiveness.
The wife thought about it for a while, and then screamed, "You lying SOB!!! You played 36 holes, didn't you?"
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Re: Bob goes golfing
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02/23/11 01:37 PM
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Re: Bob goes golfing
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02/23/11 10:51 PM
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Made whoopie? That threw me off haha
Crushing clays and taking names
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Re: Bob goes golfing
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02/24/11 04:35 AM
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redfred
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Just trying to keep it clean in case kids are around.
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Re: Bob goes golfing
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02/24/11 04:40 AM
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Re: Bob goes golfing
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02/27/11 12:17 AM
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Re: Bob goes golfing
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02/27/11 03:02 AM
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Ill have to try that. I will get back to yall and let you know if it works or not.
Anyone can own a fancy gun but can you shoot it ?
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Re: Bob goes golfing
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02/27/11 06:51 AM
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SLT you better not use golf as the excuse we all know you hate it you will surely get busted.
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