My wife just gave me my marching orders to cut the grass in the morning.

Put on your leafy camo and strap your rifle over your shoulder, and put your bino's on, that's always a nice touch. Then you fire up the mower just before daylight. Shut the mower off every 5 minutes and start glassing the street for game. The first time she sees you crawling across the neighbors yard trying to get a closer shot at that annoying fluffy dog down the street, you'll be relieved of mower duty forever. There is a possibility you will be arrested but that's a small price to pay to be permanently banned from mower duty. I haven't owned a mower in close to 30 years!

When you get time I'll tell ya how to get banned from doing laundry. I did spend a weekend in jail but that's just pennies to pay for that lifetime ban.

I recently found another way out of those duties but that one cost me half of all assets.

Unless I want to take my 3 yr old with me I am SOL also

At least some of you have somewhere to go. I got's zero. Good luck and post pics to those who get out there.

Yea I'm working too but the south side of the big ranch borders my north side. I'll bet I finish in time to go watch the sun go down over the cactus patch.