One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up --fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, Justin was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
father, he finally replied, Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay
cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put
money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.' The teacher,
obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work
on some exercises and then took Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really
true about your father?' 'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the
Democratic National Committee and helped get Barack Obama elected President,
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.

good one!

Nice.

Lmao