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When to start cussin
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09/25/10 03:54 AM
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stxranchman
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When to start Cussin....
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with he77 and you say something with a$$..' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, he77, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!' She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios!'
Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people?
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Re: When to start cussin
[Re: stxranchman]
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09/26/10 05:25 PM
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RMR
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Re: When to start cussin
[Re: RMR]
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09/26/10 06:46 PM
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fgdn
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hadn't heard that one in awhile, but still funny. got to wipe the tears from my eyes. couldn't even get all the way through before i started laughing.
them cheerios are out of the question.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting.......holy kaka.....What a Ride!
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Re: When to start cussin
[Re: fgdn]
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09/27/10 03:16 AM
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sig226fan (Rguns.com)
duck & cover
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I heard twins on vacation at IHOP, but still a classic
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Re: When to start cussin
[Re: Alec Castonguay]
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10/11/10 05:02 PM
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jefkut
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I hunt because she b!t@h&s and she b!t@h&s because I hunt!
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Re: When to start cussin
[Re: jefkut]
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10/16/10 02:28 AM
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