Being that it is getting near gun deer season, the days are getting cooler and i am always looking for things to get ready for the hunt. Heading home from work, downtown Ft Worth, and driving west of the metromess and into Parker County, I spotted an ice chest in the center medium along I-20 near Tarrant Parker County line. Well, being that deer season wull be here soon, I stop and throw the ice chest into the back of the truck. Seemed light so with lots of traffic, I didn't check it. Got home, did the chores and then remember the ice chest. By then kinda dark and noticing nothing but a little ice in the chest, I emptied it on the lawn grass. Noticed something funny looking, picked it up and looked at it under the porch light. It was a human toe... I put it back in the chest with some of the ice. I didn't know what to do. Call Tqarranbt SO, Parker Co. So. Someone may have been cutting firewood and was on way to ER. I just didn't know what to do...









So I finally looked in the yellow pages and called a tow truck.

FAIL

that is probably funny to 6th graders

I like it!!