What's wrong with a fanny pack. I wear one.........of course mine has my Ruger 9mm in it.

A can of snuff, some extra cartuches, 7 squares of toilet paper, two twizzlers, a snicker bar, one bag of big league chew, three cans of Dr. Pepper, an issue of MAD Magazine, my red yoyo, one container of silly puddy, four G.I. Joes (Sgt. Savage, Storm Shadow, Bazooka, and Snake Eyes), one pickle, one pair of tube socks, a rabbits foot, a chilli dog, one sack of marbles (with cat's eye shooter), 31 inches of kite string, my Rambo knife, a 6" rubber alligator, a glue stick, my 1989 Upper Deck Jose Canseco card, three sticks of string cheese, five sheets of construction paper (two red, one blue, and two green), a pair of mittens, a bag of lucky charms, a can opener, a sticky rubber octopus that rolls down the wall when you throw it, my iPhone, and a picture of Charlton Heston.

That don't make it right Hulk Hogan...

whats in your backpack??

A can of snuff, some extra cartuches, 7 squares of toilet paper, two twizzlers, a snicker bar, one bag of big league chew, three cans of Dr. Pepper, an issue of MAD Magazine, my red yoyo, one container of silly puddy, four G.I. Joes (Sgt. Savage, Storm Shadow, Bazooka, and Snake Eyes), one pickle, one pair of tube socks, a rabbits foot, a chilli dog, one sack of marbles (with cat's eye shooter), 31 inches of kite string, my Rambo knife, a 6" rubber alligator, a glue stick, my 1989 Upper Deck Jose Canseco card, three sticks of string cheese, five sheets of construction paper (two red, one blue, and two green), a pair of mittens, a bag of lucky charms, a can opener, a sticky rubber octopus that rolls down the wall when you throw it, my iPhone, and a picture of Charlton Heston.

Backpack:
1. bino's
2. extra ammo
3. range finder
4. snacks (twizzlers,sour worms,saltines)
5. wet wipes
6. grunt/snort wheeze
7. camelbak full of water
8. knife
9. (2) pens
10. gloves
11. beanie
12. doe estrus (code blue)
13. empty bottle (spitter)
14. surefire and headlamp
15. bore snake
16. oakley's
17. gore-tex
18. face mask/baclava
19. scent killer
20. roll of 550 cord
21. sweat shirt
22. hand held gps
23. change of socks
24. electrical tape
25. portable heater
26. 1-2 cans of Copenhagen
27. note pad
28. lighter

Dang didn't realize I carried that much stuff until I sat here and though about it.

That's a Marine Corps backpack if I ever seen one! Old habits die hard I'm guessing?