A cowboy was in town and waiting at a bus stop. There was a pretty young lady there was well.

She was wearing a very tight skirt. It was so tight that when the bus pulls up she can't take the step up to get in.

She looks embarassingly at the driver, and reaches behind her to unzip her skirt just a bit.

She does and then tries to step up agian. It doesn't work. It's still too tight!

She reaches behind once more and unzips. She tries agian to step up into the bus, but is still unable.

Finally the cowboy grabs her by the waist and gently lifts her up and sets her on the bus.

She turns at him and starts to yell: "How dare you touch me! No one gave you the right to put your hands on me!!!"

The cowboy looks at her and calmly says: "Your right ma'am, but I figured that after you unziped my pants twice, we were kinda friendly."

I remember Jerry Clowers tellin this one, still a good one

yep still a good one