No BS...This is a REAL ad posted YESTERDAY on East TX Craiglist! My buddy just found it and sent it to me.

Ok guys, I think we all know what needs to be done. The number is posted...who's gonna call first?

Personally I'm running a bit low on silver bullets and holy water so I'm gonna sit this one out.


Wanted: Chupacabra/ Werewolf Hunting Crew (Interstate- 35)

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Date: 2010-07-13, 10:32PM CDT
Reply to: sale-ckpjw-1841892640@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I spotted a 8 foot tall Chupacabra/ werewolf type creature on I-35 last month. I was traveling between San Anton & Corpus Christi at around 2 in the morning. I saw him from about 500 yards in front of my truck feeding off of what appeared to be a raccoon on the right side of the highway. As I approached I made eye contact and barely missed his tail by a foot. Then he jumped clear across the highway and landed on its hind legs on the other side. I didn't have my gun on me or anything. I know his wgerabouts and need to assemble a 4 man crew to either trap or shoot this creature. I need a professional experienced crew that will not freeze up at the sight of the monster. . hunters welcome. Snipers welcome too.

Xrew members must be prepared to react if this animal comes charging at us.

Crew members who volunteer do so at their own risk AT THEIR OWN RISK>

Crew members must bring their own gear to include but not limited to: Infared goggles, 300 yds Night vision Scope, Shotguns, rifles, ammunition.

Anyone that is experienced in trapping please inquire too. We'll need an 8'x 14' 10' trap mounted on a trailer with jacks.
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If you are truly serious about joining the cause, being a part of history, and splitting the bounty thats coming to us, CALL! Don't email! Call 9o3- five three zero- three eight three zero. and ask for J.R.


Location: Interstate- 35
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

You ain't goin ta be laffin' at ma win he's a-sittin' 'bove ma firplace an I's rich.

I wonder if it would be alright to bring archery equip. Seems more sporting to me!!

LMAO... COUNT ME IN!!!! and I even have some 150gr BSTs here.



wonder how drunk the person was to think 35 would take him from SA to CC.

Where's my infrared goggles?

Guys, silver bullets and wooden stakes are all you're allowed.

Bunch of novice werewolf hunters on this board, I see.

lol, I see a guy at Culebra&1604 every day that could easily be mistaken for a chupa/werewolf. He better start taking precautions.

Won't do any good. Last time I kilt one a' those, the Taxi was afraid to mount it.

all i need is my bare 2 hands and id make his arse say uncle!

Ok, so it's killing me...has anyone called the number yet???

Infared goggles

He is just asking for trouble....It is not even Chupacabra season

I'd go, but I've already used my chupa tag.

Dadgummit I don't have infared goggles

So...... Do I pay him or is he going to pay me?

Anytime I can break out the mall ninja stuff I must get payed, this tuff inst cheap....

He's booked solid for the next two weeks. He said I may have a opening in August.

this is a funny thread make sure when you call the number you dont end up in his chili