texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
dhuffman, Palmera, korbin blackmon, EDMUNDO, Prutanakhl
72166 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,817
bill oxner 91,416
SnakeWrangler 65,624
stxranchman 60,296
Gravytrain 46,950
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Stub 44,252
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics539,492
Posts9,750,327
Members87,166
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
Print Thread
Ducks in Heaven #1521682 07/09/10 01:57 PM
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 5,888
L
LarryCopper Offline OP
THF Trophy Hunter
OP Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
L
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 5,888
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.'


Re: Ducks in Heaven [Re: LarryCopper] #1522585 07/09/10 09:31 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 406
T
Trigger27 Offline
Bird Dog
Offline
Bird Dog
T
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 406
rofl rofl rofl


Last edited by Trigger27; 07/09/10 09:32 PM.

50 Days Till Dove Season!!!
Re: Ducks in Heaven [Re: Trigger27] #1524401 07/11/10 12:24 AM
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 990
G
gary75758 Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
G
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 990
now that is funny texas


Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2024 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3