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03/07/10 04:37 PM
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coondawg
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Now, back off or I'll kick the [censored] out of all of you!”
St Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”
“Couple minutes ago......”
ELK HUNTER, DEER HUNTER, COON HUNTER, TURKEY HUNTER, DOVE HUNTER,AND HOG HUNTER /// AINT NO TIME FOR FISHING
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Re: COWBOY
[Re: txbowhunt7]
#1292015
03/08/10 02:25 AM
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Posts: 4,292
moderno
Extreme Tracker
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Extreme Tracker
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Bartender, bring me anything except brake fluid, cause I don't plan on stopping!
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Re: COWBOY
[Re: Big_Country01]
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03/11/10 02:48 AM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,350
erniejs
THF Trophy Hunter
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THF Trophy Hunter
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: COWBOY
[Re: erniejs]
#1302016
03/11/10 06:48 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 240
JD_HUNTS_TX
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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hahahahahaha 
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and
bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against
tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
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 Re: COWBOY
[Re: JD_HUNTS_TX]
#1309756
03/15/10 10:20 PM
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Posts: 168
riley
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Woodsman
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