Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a
> country road one
> evening when an old cow loomed in front of the
> car. The driver tried to
> avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was
> struck and killed. Hillary
> told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to
> the owners what
> had happened and pay them for the cow.
> She stayed in the car
> making
> phone calls.
>
> About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car
> with his clothes
> in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle
> of expensive wine in one
> hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
> happily, smeared
> with lipstick. "What happened to
> you," asked Hillary?
>
> "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave
> me the cigar, his wife gave
> me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
> passionate love to
> me."
>
> "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
> The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door
> and said, 'I'm Hillary
> Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old
> cow.' The rest happened
> so fast I couldn't stop
> it."
>

hilarious

Larry the Cable Guy thought it was an honor when he got to meet Hillary. He said she was very nice and said 'Hi' to him. He said he almost didn't notice her but while using the urinal he glanced over to his right, and there she was at the next urinal.
I thought that was really nice of her.

haha, very funny joke