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Football & Blondes #1093394 12/09/09 05:27 PM
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were Killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of The game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!



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Re: Football & Blondes [Re: psycho0819] #1095182 12/10/09 04:56 AM
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wow that would make me piss my pants if i really heard someone say that


Re: Football & Blondes [Re: ffread] #1097752 12/11/09 09:03 AM
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that is funny!


Re: Football & Blondes [Re: Closed Traverse] #1097846 12/11/09 01:14 PM
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O'kay


Re: Football & Blondes [Re: duck_fever] #1109762 12/16/09 04:22 PM
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I don't get it. roflmao



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Re: Football & Blondes [Re: psycho0819] #1109843 12/16/09 04:54 PM
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LOL!! I swear, I know this girl.



Re: Football & Blondes [Re: MamaJodie] #1112347 12/17/09 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By: MamaJodie
LOL!! I swear, I know this girl.


I swear I have dated her! And all of her sisters, and cousins too. Probably a few distant relatives also.



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Re: Football & Blondes [Re: fastliberator] #1112708 12/17/09 06:55 PM
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That was alright.



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Re: Football & Blondes [Re: passthru] #1112796 12/17/09 07:33 PM
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lol


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