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Football & Blondes
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12/09/09 05:27 PM
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psycho0819
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were Killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of The game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
Tolerance is the virtue of a man without conviction.
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Re: Football & Blondes
[Re: psycho0819]
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12/10/09 04:56 AM
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ffread
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wow that would make me piss my pants if i really heard someone say that
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Re: Football & Blondes
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12/11/09 09:03 AM
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Re: Football & Blondes
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12/16/09 04:22 PM
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BlondeHuntress
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I don't get it.
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Re: Football & Blondes
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12/16/09 04:54 PM
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MamaJodie
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LOL!! I swear, I know this girl.
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Re: Football & Blondes
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12/17/09 03:54 PM
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fastliberator
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LOL!! I swear, I know this girl. I swear I have dated her! And all of her sisters, and cousins too. Probably a few distant relatives also.
Those of you who do not stand behind our millitary, please stand in front of it!!!
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Re: Football & Blondes
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12/17/09 06:55 PM
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Re: Football & Blondes
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12/17/09 07:33 PM
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