Texas Hunting Forum: Bra Sizes

That makes me think of the joke about the old Farmer. The old farmer took some cows to town one day and the cows brought a bit more money than he had thought they would. The old farmer thought you know maws unmentionables are getting a little threadbare and I've got some extra money so I'll just stop and buy her a couple of bras. He steps into this ladies boutique and a prissy older woman sees the farmer and asks if she can help him. The farmer says I'd like to buy a couple of bras for my wife. The saleslady kinda rolls her eyes thinking she can see where this is going and smartly asks the old farmer if he know what size he wife wears. The old farmer proudly annouces yep sure do she wears a size 14 1/2! The saleslady almost hits the floor, Sir I been selling womens garments for 30 years and I can assure you there is no bra size 14 1/2. The old farmer says I'm sure thats what she wears because one of her boobs fits perfectly in my hat and its a 7 1/4 and she's got two boobs.

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