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Pages: 1 RWH24 Pro Tracker Reged: 11/23/04 Posts: 1415 Loc: Grayson County Texas THREE WOMEN       #508994 - 09/06/08 08:07 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Subject: 3 women THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER ,SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE,I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID ......... " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX " !! When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it -------------------- RWH24 Endorses Click Link: Speedbump Stockworks Post Extras:       Rwuensch Veteran Tracker Reged: 03/29/07 Posts: 3281 Loc: Magnolia, TX Re: THREE WOMEN [Re: RWH24]       #509083 - 09/06/08 11:03 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Must have been a Sheity connection. -------------------- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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