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TX_Huntress
Bird Dog
Reged: 01/16/08
Posts: 394
Loc: Brazoria
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High-fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that caused the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “wedding cake?”
Services for this 75-year old man will be ...
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Seadog
Pro Tracker
Reged: 09/26/07
Posts: 1405
Loc: East Texas
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Well, the truth does hurt!!!   
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Why are we here if not to wish on stars, build sandcastles, dream dreams, and let others know we care about them.
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Rwuensch
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Reged: 03/29/07
Posts: 3281
Loc: Magnolia, TX
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They say the truth can set you free.
Straight to heaven.
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
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