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A German Farmer In Texas
      #507512 - 09/04/08 04:58 PM

A German Farmer In Texas



Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German speaking population a farmer walking down a country Road and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more

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Re: A German Farmer In Texas [Re: RWH24]
      #507513 - 09/04/08 05:02 PM

I would have offered a cup, some ice, and a cooler to take some back to headquarters.



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