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Pages: 1 Big Tony Bird Dog Reged: 06/10/08 Posts: 353 Loc: Godley (nxt 2 cleanliness) I'm the luckiest hunter around       #500613 - 08/28/08 12:21 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Last season I was huntin with my pappy's ol side by side floatin' down the bayou on a log (like we do) when I spotted a big eight. When I went to level off, I heard something to my right. It was fifty ducks. I knew right then, I had a decision to make. Do I shoot the ducks or the buck? Being the deer hunter I am I leveled on the buck. Then I heard something to my left. It was fifty geese. I had to decide to shoot the geese, ducks of the buck. Like I said, I'm a deer hunter. I leveled on the buck, again, and felt my log move. It was a big ol' crock-a-gator climbing up on the back of my log. I quickly pulled both triggers and the side by side exploded, sending the left barrel to the left killing the fifty geese, the right barrel to the right, killing the fifty ducks, when the hammers blew off the gun, one went over my shoulder and down the throat of the gator choking him to death, and the big eight dropped in his tracks. After I got to the banks of the bayou I was counting up all the game I had just killed,that's when I noticed I had two catfish in the pockets of my overalls. -------------------- MY DOCTOR SAYS... A COUPLE OF CIGARS AND A COUPLE GLASSES OF SCOTCH A DAY WONT HURT NOBODY!!! Post Extras:       Rwuensch Veteran Tracker Reged: 03/29/07 Posts: 3276 Loc: Magnolia, TX Re: I'm the luckiest hunter around [Re: Big Tony]       #500780 - 08/28/08 02:36 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Post Extras:       Big Tony Bird Dog Reged: 06/10/08 Posts: 353 Loc: Godley (nxt 2 cleanliness) Re: I'm the luckiest hunter around [Re: Rwuensch]       #501102 - 08/28/08 06:34 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   can't wait till this season -------------------- MY DOCTOR SAYS... A COUPLE OF CIGARS AND A COUPLE GLASSES OF SCOTCH A DAY WONT HURT NOBODY!!! Post Extras:       RWH24 Pro Tracker Reged: 11/23/04 Posts: 1406 Loc: Grayson County Texas Re: I'm the luckiest hunter around [Re: Big Tony]       #501707 - 08/29/08 07:54 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   What a great day in the out of doors -------------------- RWH24 Endorses Click Link: Speedbump Stockworks Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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