JCB
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Here is one of my favorites:
"Some high society lady asked me is your horse out side...No mam he's between my legs but your to fat to ride"!   Hank Williams Jr. Song- The American Way 
Lets here some more! 
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JCB
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How the heck could I forget this one:
"Justice will be served and the battle will rage...this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage....You'll be sorry that you messed with the USofA.....CAUSE WE'LL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR AZZ ITS THE AMERICAN WAY"
Singer-Toby Keith
Song-Angry American
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10pointers
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"On second thought I'm mighty proud of that ragged old Flag"
Johnny Cash
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HWY_MAN
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Posts: 5148
Loc: Howard County
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The Rodeo Song! I will not post the lyric's.
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Crazyhorse
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Posts: 14399
Loc: Azle, Texas
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"In the southern part of Texas, in the town of San Antone
lies a fortress all in ruins, that the weeds have overgrown"
It is almost as good as the best song lyrics of ANY COUNTRY song.
"Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain".
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Being a Redneck is okay, being a stupid Redneck isn't. THF-OFC member. Charter Member THF WOS-HOF. www.shoestringsafaris.com
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10pointers
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Quote:
"In the southern part of Texas, in the town of San Antone
lies a fortress all in ruins, that the weeds have overgrown"
It is almost as good as the best song lyrics of ANY COUNTRY song.
"Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain".
Gotta love Marty Robbins also
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texasd
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Loc: south texas,or know as texico
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"your walking on the fighting side of me"
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texasd
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Posts: 1301
Loc: south texas,or know as texico
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"i would like to spit some beechnut in that dudes eye and shootem with my old 45"
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kbobbjr
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I can't believer no one has mentioned this one:
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison; and I went to pick her up in the rain, but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a danged ol train.
David Allan Coe - Greatest country/western song.
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Tx_Phantom
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"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your a$$ out all day long..."
-Rodney Crowell
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Brother in-law
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Beer
-Mark David Manders
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texasd
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Loc: south texas,or know as texico
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take this job and shove it
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TX_Huntress
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Posts: 272
Loc: Brazoria
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take this job and shove it
 
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USMarine
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Posts: 615
Loc: Texas, Anderson Co.
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Now I lay me down to sleep...
I pray the Lord my soul to keep...
If I die before I wake... feed Jake...
He's been a good dog...
My best friend right through it all...
If I die before I wake...feed Jake...
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chevk4
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Posts: 545
Loc: North Texas
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"Long before you take this cowboys hat...
Now pardner, this ole hat is better left alone,
See it used to be my daddy's, but last year he passed on.
My nephew skinned the Rattler, that makes up this ole hatband.
But back in '69 he died in Viet-Nam.
Now the eagle feather was given to me by an ole Indian friend of mine,
But someone ran him down, somewheres 'round that Arizona line.
And a real special lady gave me this hat pin.
And I don't know if I'll ever see her again."
Chris Ledoux
-This Cowboy Hat
God Bless Our Troops
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texasd
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she got the gold mine i got the shaft....
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Seadog
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Loc: East Texas
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Somewhere there should be a statue of a fool...
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Why are we here if not to wish on stars, build sandcastles, dream dreams, and let others know we care about them.
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ralph
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"he was a future ex-husband..."
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BradyBuck60
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Loc: Lubbock, TX
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Cross Canadian Ragweed
"The President Song"
Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts
your diggin yourself deeper in a rut
I got a way to end you problems soon
Well we'll bring home every one of our boys
pull out our biggest baddest toys
and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.
If I were president,
Nobody's gonna push us around
If they threaten us or put us down
we'll burn their country to the ground,
If I were president.
Well talk about you Osama bin Laden
It won't be long till your name's forgotten
America's freedom is always gonna ring
And you know that we wont be satisfied
Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried
Your head's on a stick and your balls in a sling.
If I were president
If I were president
Hey one thing you can't deny
your sorry [censored] is gonna die
If I was president
Well I got one for you, Saddam Hussein
We'll resurect General John Wayne,
and put together a very simple plan,
we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns
and you and the Duke 'ul be 1-on-1
and he'll kick your [censored] if you were a man.
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DTCOOPER
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Loc: Cherokee County, TX
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I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair..
Brad Paisley
I'm still a guy.
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Daniel Cooper
I think I was born about 80 years too late
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Tx_Phantom
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Loc: Fort Worth, TX
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I'll see you in houston, if i ever get out that way,
i'll see you in dallas, but i wont have long to stay,
if ur ever out west soon, and ur feeling like slowing down,
i'll see you around, around my hometown.
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JiggHead
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IRD
Edited by JohnWester (07/23/08 11:03 AM)
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texasd
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"why cant we just get a grip on our hand to man relationship"
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bayourat
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Loc: Coleman, TX
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You know a pretty girl she'll leave you
leave you to drown in your own tears
You know an ugly girl, she'll leave you to
but then again who really cares
Charlie Robinson----- Your not the best but your the best That I can do.
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If road hunting was an Olympic sport, I'd be on the front of a Wheaties box.
I'm so homophobic I eat a Vienna Sausage with a knife and fork.
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whby05
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Loc: Big Town of Krum, Tx
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kiss my country a$$.........
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