ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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Personally, I think we should do it right after the cows have their calfs that way there's 7 pissed off animals to survive instead of just him.
Him? You mean AB? Were you expecting him not to survive? Hahahaha
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By the way guys, that was the first day I met AB. He's a little nuts!  
And I'm going hog doggin with this guy? LOL!
I wouldn't be too worried TX_Phantom  If there's one guy that I would choose to be in the middle of of a fight with a bunch of pitbulls, a 400 boar and all I had was a knife, it would have to be AB. As utterly stupid as that sounds to a self employed guy with kids to support and a mortgage to pay, if I had to be in that situation I would definitely want Alex with me! 
Personally, I'd have my A3 with about a half dozen 30 round clips and my Glock to back it up. Then again, I'm not looking to get tore up by a pig anytime soon (maybe a buffalo but that's another story)!  
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Mr. Clean
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Okay...okay...so I got a little excited ...maybe to get RE-IMBURSEMENT FUNDS!!??  Picky, picky in your OLD AGE aren't you!? I am trying to figure out where you fit in during the "kill?"  Will your motorized wheel chair even make it to the pasture?   Oh no  ...yes I did go there!!! 
Oh!...and another thing there, Capt. Alsheimers ....it's Mr. Clean ....not Mr. Cool ...that must be your Pet name for AB!!? Yes...I went there AGAIN!! 
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Mr. Clean
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Hey Tx Phantom...you are the one with the Mr. Cool problem...not shady...good story though...sorry about the low brain activity!!! LOL!
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Tx_Phantom
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Woops 
Corrected!
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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Motorized wheel chair??!! You must be seeing the future again. Is that post buffalo hunt or prior? Because........as of now I got 2 good legs. Maybe only one after I break one foot off in your arse when you get up here though! 
Now that the pleasantries are out of the way oh great and mighty one  let's get down to business. I don't see too many people stepping up to the plate here and because scheduling can be tricky at best with a bunch of working folks let's do this.......... Start a meat pool.... Whoever wants some good meat get's in the meat pool.... Then whoever is serious enough about taking a butt kicking from an buffalo comes on up and we make the video. Sounds like a few might want to come along to watch and pound back a few suds ......... Then a couple weeks later SMG arrives at the dock on Texoma with a freezer full of dry aged buffalo meat, we pound back a few more suds, teach AB how to fish for a while (oh yeah... We'll want to video that part too because my 7 year old will be along an he out fishes Alex every time!) then divide up the meat into everyones coolers and head for the grills 
Then you guys can sell the video's and t-shirts and keep the money and I'll tend to some fencing projects I've been wanting to get to in his field but haven't felt were worth dying for! and sit back and wait for it to air on AFHV (America's Funniest Home Video's) and I'll get my cut out of the proceeds there.
I still vote that AB's hot little chicky momma  shoots the video and has to be in it in some form too because let's face it, chicks that look good in bikini's make for better video's.  Maybe she poses in her AB Joint Outfitters bikini with a knife to the dead buffalo's throat or something
AB- You are obviously working too much because your presence here is lacking. Get your butt out of the conference room and bring the jokes. This real business crap is killing you dude!!
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Mr. Clean
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I thought you were AB's Hot Lil' Chicky Mama!!!  ROTF-LMAO!! WOOO HOOO!
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Tx_Phantom
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If you get stomed by Tatonka, will you change your screen name to "Meat and Dirt Rug"? LOL
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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You just keep going there don't you! That's OK. I don't swing that way but I appreciate a good joke. Hope you do to so here goes...........
Scary thing is that I studied psychology a bit in college and one of the few things that I remember (because college was really rough on my brain cell count) was that when people repeatedly bring something up it is usually a subconscious issue of theirs. Boy I'd hate to be at deer camp with Mr. Clean  I bet it's the Cleanest camp around though!
I gotta ask, what color are the drapes? 
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HuntingTexas
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Now my wife is wondering why I laugh my azz off everytime that stupid Honda Pilot commercial with the Buffalo comes on.
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Mr. Clean
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If you get stomed by Tatonka, will you change your screen name to "Meat and Dirt Rug"? LOL
Okay....that was funny....someone needs the hand "Meat & Dirt Rug" and another one needs to be "VIVA LA'LLAMA!!"
I am back now....sorry for the delay...had a few guide trips to do for Hybrids....whacked some BIG ONES the past few days!!
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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I am back now....sorry for the delay.......whacked some BIG ONES the past few days!!
Don't go whacking any big ones when you get up here!!!!
........Hmmm........OK Now you're really starting to worry me!!
Tatonka goes to the processor in a week and a half. If you're in, your in. If not, I'm pretty sure AB will be up here by then and we're going to throw Tatonka a "going away party" red neck style. He's half crazy  and my wife says "I got more balls then brains (which, I'm not exactly stupid)" .....so it ought to make for a pretty entertaining video none the less.
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BTR Outdoors
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Seriously try and post footage after this takes place. Priceless.
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Mr. Clean
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I want a couple hundred ponds of meat then....I will pay my share just let me know how much and you can go fishing when you get down here!
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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I want a couple hundred ponds of meat then....I will pay my share just let me know how much and you can go fishing when you get down here!
Checked out your site....Nice I'll see what I can do. I've got a lot of people locally that want the meat but if I can arrange the time, I'll use it as an excuse for a fishing trip. Can't have too many fishing trips!
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Mr. Clean
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Well....save some of the meat at least may 75-100 pounds and i will pay processing and shipping! Love me some TATONAKA and I will Sing my "VIVA LA'LLAMA" song...I am working on it right now and will post it on here soon! It goes to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas"...seriously...this will be a riot!
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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I figured you'd set it to the toon of Viva Viagra! Hah!
I'll figure out how to get 1 or 2 hundred pounds down to you. If things would ever slow down around here I could get away for some fishing but everythings kicking my butt right now. I had a partner in this business but he abandoned me and left me with twice as much work as before and I've have had one worthless worker after another ever since. I can't seem to catch a break this year. 
I'll figure out how to get down there though.
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Mr. Clean
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You mean AB your Chicky Mama left you with all that work to do!!?? LOL! Trust me I understand. Good Help for Hard work is impossible to find. Seems like the work ethic of years ago that i was brought up on is disappearing fast!!
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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Disappearing???????  That would hint at that there is some evidence of it left?
I'm going to switch to paying a week behind and make them sign an agreement that if they quit without two weeks notice they lose their last weeks pay. Hopefully that's legal, I would assume so since it is a mutual agreement. If not, they can sue me. Screw em'
If I had insurance that would cover it I'd just leave one of them in a compromising situation with mister big buff and see how that turns out for them. Oooops, sorry bout that. Better luck next time!
Yep, done caren!  Time for Redneck justice! Can't remember the name of the movie but Woody Harrelson and his bull ridin buddy took some poor gent out to the farm for a little nursing from a calf.
I wonder what they'd charge me with for using that technique on quitters? Man, I wish I was born a hundred years ago when you could still take a slacker out back and readjust his thinkin! This worlds gone to h**l in a handbag.
I figured I'd spice this post up a little again. C'mon Mr Clean, get the bs rollin  You have an audience to entertain!
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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You mean AB your Chicky Mama left you with all that work to do!!?? LOL!
Yeah, he had a medical condition that he needed to get cleared up that he caught from one of his "chicks on the side" before his main lady showed up. The best specialists for his newly acquired condition are in Florida. They transferred him to TX for further treatments! Lucky for him, they got it fixed in time. I felt pretty sorry for him there for a while! 
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Mr. Clean
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Viva La'Llama...to the tune of "The King's"...Viva Las Vegas!
Big bad Buffalo gonna stomp my fire,
Gonna stomp my wooly fire right out.
Got a whole lotta Llamas to get my lovin grove on,
But the Tonka aint gonna give up.
There's about 20 lovely Llamas and a few Tonka cows that this Llama just cain't get enough.
And I'm the wooly Llama with some love to spare
VIVA! LA'LLAMA! VIVA LA'LLAMA!
How wish this big buffalo would quit bustin my @$$,
He's eye ballin me 24 hours a day
Cause even if there were forty more
I still want a roll in the hay.
Oh theres some sexy Tonka Cows and few Llamas too
that his Wooly Southern Mule can't shake.
All you needs a strong back and a spit in the eye and them Ladies will love what I make.
VIVA LA'LLAMA! VIVALA'LLAMA!
Viva La' Llama is what them brown coated Tonkas will sing
until their big Daddy sees my lovin ways...
Them Tonka ladies love a Latino Wooly man too
but the Tonkas got madness in his eyes...
I have dipped my long wooly neckjust a bit to far and the tonka's gonna show me he's a thug.
Stomped a bit dirt hole in my wooly rear end
now I resemble just a meat & dirt rug.
Oh how i wish that I could stay on the run
Oh how I really want to have some Tonka fun
But as you can see it is the end for me
I'll always remember that I had a real swing'in time
and that I gave it everything I got.
Tonka's got a date with the Butcher man and I here he is good Served rare & hot.
Llama luck served me well and I stayed kinda hot.
Wish I had my favorite wool Pajamas.
tonka don't know that I will get the last laugh when he sees is Lil Buffa'Llamas.
VIVA LA'LLAMA!! VIVA LA LLAMA!!
All the lady Tonkas sing...VIVA, VIVA, VIVA LA'LLAMA!!
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Edited by Mr. Clean (07/06/08 11:39 PM)
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Tx_Phantom
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LMFAO! 
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Mr. Clean
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My favorite line is the "Buffa'Llamas!!!" LOL!!!
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7mag
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Now this is getting "theatrical"
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Mr. Clean
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7 Mag...If I impressed you I feel honored!!! LMAO!!!
Edited by Mr. Clean (07/07/08 06:07 PM)
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ShadyMeadowsGundogs
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Loc: Hume, Missouri
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Sorry for the absence Mr. C Didn't mean to leave you hangin' Nice ditty
So........... Since it's all me bustin a cap in big ole buff's butt next week, let's get a few realistic (I'm not going after him with chopsticks or chinese stars) scenario's on how this should all go down. Since I'm by myself on this one (unless AB quits riding that sinking ship to the bottom and get's his lily white arse up here) I'm thinking it's definitely going to involve an automaitc weapon. Where the heck are you AB? You're wit and endless masterful insight are sorely missed!
Let's get a few ideas here guys.......... I don't want to die in this video but let's make it entertaining!
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