Tx_Phantom
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Loc: Fort Worth, TX
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all...
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a777pilot
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Murphey's Archery (wes70)
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USMarine
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Loc: Texas, Anderson Co.
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Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.-Ted Nugent
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Tx_Phantom
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Loc: Fort Worth, TX
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"The wind was blowing the native grasses. Looked like a sea of grass. Was going to comment on it but Sindt would have given me crap about being gay!"
I guess the truth hurts! 
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txcornhusker
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"The wind was blowing the native grasses. Looked like a sea of grass. Was going to comment on it but Sindt would have given me crap about being gay!"
I guess the truth hurts!
Dude I know you are Cuban and Jewish which almost makes you a retard and a "Funny" wantabe, but are you seriously REtarded. Your not even half funny. That makes you even half as funny as Corky from The Wonder Years?!?!  They should make a show about you on South Park!! 
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cbump
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Reged: 12/02/06
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Loc: Weatherford
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"The wind was blowing the native grasses. Looked like a sea of grass. Was going to comment on it but Sindt would have given me crap about being gay!"
I guess the truth hurts!
Dude I know you are Cuban and Jewish which almost makes you a retard and a "Funny" wantabe, but are you seriously REtarded. Your not even half funny. That makes you even half as funny as Corky from The Wonder Years?!?! They should make a show about you on South Park!!
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Seadog
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Loc: East Texas
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"Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining, senator" from Outlaw Josey Wales
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Why are we here if not to wish on stars, build sandcastles, dream dreams, and let others know we care about them.
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Tx_Phantom
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Loc: Fort Worth, TX
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6. Boils...gross...were they on your butt?
5. Who in the hell is John Wayne? …. You guys know that he and Rock Hudson got it on back in the day right?!?!
4. Yep...they have knocked down Poops door several times but it ended up just being his arse crack that stunk so bad!
3. That is sad that someone would shoot a hog in the veiner (using my Sveedish accent)
2. Unless you can see the poop and other stains!!! You know them blackish/brown/redish looking ones!! Not good Sir...not good!!
1. Happy birthday to you...
you smell like PooPoo...
hope you get lots of tortillas...
and some hot kinky too!!
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Cool_Hand
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" If you're not the lead dog pullin' a sled then the scenery never changes"!!
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Cool_Hand
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" Anything that is worthwhile in doing is going to have some adversity attached to it"!
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USMarine
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Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
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txcornhusker
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Seadog
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Loc: East Texas
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"It only takes 1 beer to get me drunk, I just don't know if it is the 9th or 10th"
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Why are we here if not to wish on stars, build sandcastles, dream dreams, and let others know we care about them.
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Cool_Hand
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Loc: Coleman, Tx.
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" Officer I haven't deen brinking"!! 
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Benny
T X Ranch
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texasd
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Loc: south texas,or know as texico
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"who ever smelt it delt it"
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txcornhusker
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Brother in-law
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Cozmo35
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Loc: Garland, Texas, USA
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Even a man on the right track will get run over if he just sits there. - Will Rogers
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If ya don't work, ya don't eat!
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texasd
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Loc: south texas,or know as texico
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"kiss my grits" flo on the show alice
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Tx_Phantom
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Reged: 12/05/06
Posts: 1990
Loc: Fort Worth, TX
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee...
Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction
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Cool_Hand
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Reged: 09/28/05
Posts: 5235
Loc: Coleman, Tx.
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Oh,!!! Whats this on my lip??? Uhhh,........ its just a cold sore!!! 
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Benny
T X Ranch
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Tx_Phantom
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Posts: 1990
Loc: Fort Worth, TX
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Was that Brother In law that said that?
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MaggieMTx
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"THE WEAK CAN NEVER FORGIVE. FORGIVENESS IS THE ATTRIBUTE OF THE STRONG"....MAHATMA GANDHI
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"LIFE IS TOUGH...AND IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID"...JOHN WAYNE
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