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Pages: 1 tech Outdoorsman Reged: 12/14/07 Posts: 61 Loc: Waxahachie The Texan       #453174 - 07/03/08 11:05 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Gotta love this Texan> > The Department of Water Resources Representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation. The old rancher says, Okay, but don't go in that field over there. The Water Representative says, Mister, I have the Authority of the Federal Government with me.. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?? The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's huge Brahman bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "YOUR CARD, SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!!!" -------------------- America, land of opportunities,not guaranties! Post Extras:       jgiles Pro Tracker Reged: 04/19/07 Posts: 1389 Loc: Grapevine Re: The Texan [Re: tech]       #453182 - 07/03/08 11:28 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Thats awsome.. and so true in a lot of ways. Post Extras:       Tres Pro Tracker Reged: 10/12/07 Posts: 1037 Loc: Grapeland, TX Re: The Texan [Re: jgiles]       #453184 - 07/03/08 11:33 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   That's great! -------------------- Post Extras:       Rwuensch Veteran Tracker Reged: 03/29/07 Posts: 2976 Loc: Magnolia, TX Re: The Texan [Re: Tres]       #453284 - 07/03/08 02:18 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   LOL. Bet that has happened more than one. Funny stuff! -------------------- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Post Extras:       10pointers Tracker Reged: 04/17/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Pflugerville TX. between a roc... Re: The Texan [Re: Rwuensch]       #453760 - 07/04/08 01:58 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   I use to love when Justin Wilson use to do that bit. "Show em the card Show em the card" Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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