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Big Dan
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Reged: 09/02/04
Posts: 1190
Loc: NorthTexas
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Day 1 A Duck walks in to a bar jumps up on a bar stool and the
bartender asks : what will ya have Duck?
Duck : "got any grapes" ?
Bartender: "aint got no grapes Duck "
Duck walks out of the Bar.
Day 2 Duck walks into the bar ,jumps up on a bar stool and the
bartender asks : what will ya have duck?
Duck "got any grapes" ?
Bartender: "I told you yesterday I aint got no grapes Duck "
Duck walks out of the Bar.
Day 3 Duck walks into the bar ,jumps up on a bar stool and the
bartender asks : what will ya have duck?
Duck "got any grapes" ?
Bartender: " Look here you #$%^&@ duck we aint got no #$%^&@ grapes and if you ask again I'll nail your #$%^&@ webbed feet to the #$%^&@ Bar ! Got it ? "
Duck walks out of the Bar.
Day 4 Duck walks into the bar ,jumps up on a bar stool and the
bartender asks : what will ya have duck?
Duck : Got any Nails?
Bartender: "Nope"
Duck : "Got any Grapes?"
-------------------- Well, I guess hard times flush the chump. Everybody's lookin' for answers !
Ulysses Everett McGill
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duckhnter4life
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Reged: 06/18/08
Posts: 88
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not funny ?
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