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RWH24
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> Geography Lesson -woman
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>
> Between birth and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
> discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
> fertile soil.
>
> Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
> developed and open to trade, especially for someone
> with cash.
>
> Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot,
> relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
>
> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently
> aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
>
> Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
> with a glorious and all conquering past.
>
> Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost
> some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
> mistakes, still very strong and proud.
>
> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide
> and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
>
> After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
> with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
> ages...still desirable but only those with an
> adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
> knowledge and true love dare visit there.
>
>
> GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>
> Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , ruled by a
> di*k. 
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Parker
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Pretty much accurate, in my estimation.
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Yep!!! About right!!!
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Rwuensch
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Well, that explains why you always see old men with young women.
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RWH24
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Well, that explains why you always see old men with young women.
I got mine, how about you 
  
FWIW: Be sure they have their regular drivers license so they can haul your behind around. 
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LadyTaxi
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Ha Ha Ha
How funny....but true!
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