Day 1
A Duck walks in to a bar jumps up on a bar stool and the

bartender asks : what will ya have Duck?

Duck : "got any grapes" ?

Bartender: "aint got no grapes Duck "

Duck walks out of the Bar.

Day 2
Duck walks into the bar ,jumps up on a bar stool and the

bartender asks : what will ya have duck?

Duck "got any grapes" ?

Bartender: "I told you yesterday I aint got no grapes Duck "

Duck walks out of the Bar.

Day 3
Duck walks into the bar ,jumps up on a bar stool and the

bartender asks : what will ya have duck?

Duck "got any grapes" ?

Bartender: " Look here you #$%^&@ duck we aint got no #$%^&@ grapes and if you ask again I'll nail your #$%^&@ webbed feet to the #$%^&@ Bar ! Got it ? "

Duck walks out of the Bar.

Day 4
Duck walks into the bar ,jumps up on a bar stool and the

bartender asks : what will ya have duck?

Duck : Got any Nails?

Bartender: "Nope"

Duck : "Got any Grapes?"