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> Geography Lesson -woman > > > Between birth and 22, a woman is like Africa , half > discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with > fertile soil. > > Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well > developed and open to trade, especially for someone > with cash. > > Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, > relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. > > Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently > aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. > > Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , > with a glorious and all conquering past. > > Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost > some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past > mistakes, still very strong and proud. > > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide > and borders are now largely un-patrolled. > > After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, > with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the > ages...still desirable but only those with an > adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual > knowledge and true love dare visit there. > > > GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN > > Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , ruled by a > di*k.
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Pretty much accurate, in my estimation. |
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Yep!!! About right!!! |
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Well, that explains why you always see old men with young women. |
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Quote: I got mine, how about you ![]() FWIW: Be sure they have their regular drivers license so they can haul your behind around.
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Ha Ha Ha How funny....but true! |