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Here is one of my favorites: "Some high society lady asked me is your horse out side...No mam he's between my legs but your to fat to ride"! Hank Williams Jr. Song- The American Way ![]() Lets here some more!
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How the heck could I forget this one: "Justice will be served and the battle will rage...this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage....You'll be sorry that you messed with the USofA.....CAUSE WE'LL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR AZZ ITS THE AMERICAN WAY" ![]() ![]() Singer-Toby Keith Song-Angry American |
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"On second thought I'm mighty proud of that ragged old Flag" ![]() Johnny Cash |
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The Rodeo Song! I will not post the lyric's. |
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"In the southern part of Texas, in the town of San Antone lies a fortress all in ruins, that the weeds have overgrown" It is almost as good as the best song lyrics of ANY COUNTRY song. "Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain". |
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Quote: Gotta love Marty Robbins also |
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"your walking on the fighting side of me" |
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"i would like to spit some beechnut in that dudes eye and shootem with my old 45" |
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I can't believer no one has mentioned this one: I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison; and I went to pick her up in the rain, but before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a danged ol train. David Allan Coe - Greatest country/western song. |
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"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your a$$ out all day long..." -Rodney Crowell |
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Beer -Mark David Manders |
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take this job and shove it |
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take this job and shove it
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Now I lay me down to sleep... I pray the Lord my soul to keep... If I die before I wake... feed Jake... He's been a good dog... My best friend right through it all... If I die before I wake...feed Jake... |
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"Long before you take this cowboys hat... Now pardner, this ole hat is better left alone, See it used to be my daddy's, but last year he passed on. My nephew skinned the Rattler, that makes up this ole hatband. But back in '69 he died in Viet-Nam. Now the eagle feather was given to me by an ole Indian friend of mine, But someone ran him down, somewheres 'round that Arizona line. And a real special lady gave me this hat pin. And I don't know if I'll ever see her again." Chris Ledoux -This Cowboy Hat God Bless Our Troops |
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she got the gold mine i got the shaft.... |
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Somewhere there should be a statue of a fool... |
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"he was a future ex-husband..." |
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Cross Canadian Ragweed "The President Song" Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts your diggin yourself deeper in a rut I got a way to end you problems soon Well we'll bring home every one of our boys pull out our biggest baddest toys and blow you crazy bastards to the moon. If I were president, Nobody's gonna push us around If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn their country to the ground, If I were president. Well talk about you Osama bin Laden It won't be long till your name's forgotten America's freedom is always gonna ring And you know that we wont be satisfied Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried Your head's on a stick and your balls in a sling. If I were president If I were president Hey one thing you can't deny your sorry [censored] is gonna die If I was president Well I got one for you, Saddam Hussein We'll resurect General John Wayne, and put together a very simple plan, we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns and you and the Duke 'ul be 1-on-1 and he'll kick your [censored] if you were a man. |
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I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair.. Brad Paisley I'm still a guy. |
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I'll see you in houston, if i ever get out that way, i'll see you in dallas, but i wont have long to stay, if ur ever out west soon, and ur feeling like slowing down, i'll see you around, around my hometown. |
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"why cant we just get a grip on our hand to man relationship" |
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You know a pretty girl she'll leave you leave you to drown in your own tears You know an ugly girl, she'll leave you to but then again who really cares Charlie Robinson----- Your not the best but your the best That I can do. |
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kiss my country a$$......... |
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Quote: It was only a matter of time. ![]() Now my second choice, "If you can't be good, be good at it!" |
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Blame it all on my roots..... |
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Cross Canadian Ragweed- Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed |
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I'm One Bud-Wiser, then I was a minute ago.... |
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Remembering the coming back, not cryin 'bout the leavin! REK |
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"WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN" -Steve Goodman |
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"Hear that lonesome whippoorwill, He sounds too blue to fly. The midnight train is whining low, I'm so lonesome I could cry." -You should know who or be too embarassed to ask |
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"I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the ends out for the tie that binds, because you're mine I walk the line." His last name starts with a "C" |
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"When I was just a baby, my mama told me: "Son always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns" but I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry." and ends with "ash" |
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The sign says beer, bait and ammo, yeah you ask me they got it all Kevin Fowler Now those big ol beautiful wildcats are the kind that are hard to track and the joint is a crawling with other hunters and the she-cats are deviling back now's the time for patience don't fire on your first one don't waste your bullets on a little bity baby get a full grown wo-wo-wo-woman Hank Jr I come from a long line of losers half outlaw, half booser Kevin Fowler I wear what I want to, overalls work boots Crank my music up loud Like to sling a little mud in my four wheel drive Track it all into town Shoot a little eight ball down at the pool hall Drink a beer with my friends Now don't judge me and I won't judge you Cause we all get judged in the end Some people care about what other people think Worry about what they say Let a little gossip Coming from a loose lip ruin a perfect day Say, blah, blah, blah, just a jacking their jaws Gotta let it roll off a my back I don't give a dern what other people think What do ya think about that Montgomery Gentry |
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"...a kickin' an' a gougin' in the mud, n' the blood n' the beer..." sung by Johnny but actually written by Shel Silverstein |
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Coal-burin' stove no natural gas if that ain't country I'll kiss your azz If that ain't country it'll hairlip the pope If that ain't country it's a damn good joke I've seen the Grand Ole Opry and I've met Johnny Cash If that ain't country I'll kiss your azz David Allen Coe |
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They judge a boy by his friends And all'a mine are trash They say you find your own level Well I'm a snake in the grass But I can't help the things I do I've always been attracted to Cheap thrills, don't you know I like Cheap thrills....night after night Cheap thrills....Well if you ain't supposed to do it I will I got a low reputation and a bad attitude Cause all I want to do is something that I ain't supposed to do But I can't change the things I love I guess I'm just a victim of Cheap thrills, don't you know I like Cheap thrills....night after night Cheap thrills....Well if you ain't supposed to do it I will |
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"It's alright to be a redneck" - Alan Jackson |
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"my name is sue how do u do? know your gonna die sucka" |
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Silver wings shining in the sunlight roaring enginges headed somewhere in flight they're taking you away,and leavin me lonely,, Silverwings slowly fading out of sight!! |
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"shes not the best but shes the best i could do" |
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"lets make a Ford and a Chevy that will still last 10 years like they should" Merle Haggard Song- Are the good times really over for good |
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"These boots are made for walking and thats just what they'll do. One of these days these boots will walk all over you" (also what my ex-wife said at divorce)
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"lone star beer and bob wells music" |
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"wasted days and wasted nites" "theres a tear in my beer and im crying for u dear" "we fired are guns and the britsh kept on a coming, there wasnt quite as many as there was a while ago, we fired once more and they began a running down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico" "dear p__is i dont like you any more, you use to stare up at me when i shaved, now all you do is stare at the floor, dear p__is i dont like you any more." |
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Quote: RODNEY CARRINGTON!
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"put around a campfire cooking something I just cleaned" Montgomery Gentry I love this song and video! The deer on the hood is great! ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpfj_pmv3W8&feature=related |
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That is a great song and video!
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I wish I knew how to download songs for this dang Ipod someone gave me, most of these would be added to my list. |
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Looking through the glass I think about the man that's standing next to me And I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to Brad Paisley- He Didin't Have To Be |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6x2dxCNI-M watch this with Alan and Hank Jr. |
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"cooked a pig in the ground, got some beer on ice and all my rowdy friends are comin over tonight" Bocephus |
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I ain't askin nobody for nothing if I can get it on my own.If you don't like the way I'm livin just leave this long haired country boy lone.
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wwweeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhheeeee SING YOU B@ST@RD!!! |
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the yella haired lady, was buried at sunset the stranger went free of course cause you can't blame a man for killin a woman who's trying to steal your horse |
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The road goes on forever and the party never ends! |
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Quote: Gotta love Robert Earl Keen
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i must agree that Chris Ledoux was a great singer and entertainer!!! Quote: |
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"....the silence of a falling star lights up the purple sky...." Hank |
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"he stopped loving her today, they place a ref upon his door" mr jones |
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Miss Linda - before she ate Arizona. Blue Bayou Those fishing boats with their sails afloat, if I could only see, the familiar sunrise through sleepy eyes, how happy I'd be. BLUE BAYOU |
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For a bit of a local touch: Cold Fort Worth beer just ain't no good for jealous, I've tried it night after night. You're in someone else's arms in Dallas, Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind? |
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Here are two of my favorites: "I see that girl walking back to me... I can't help but think and wish that it could be... but I know right where I'm gonna be... face down in my own reality." - Back Porch Mary "Just so you know, so it's it's set in stone, Kid Rock don't come from where I come from: Yeah, it's true, he's a Yank, he ain't no son of Hank: If you even thought so, God-d@%n, you're f$%*ing dumb." - Hank III |
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"Buddha wasn't a Christian but Jesus would have made a good Buddhist" R. W. Hubbard, Conversation With The Devil |
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"And I take my shot straight outta the jug, and I like to do a little dance in the Mississippi mud..." Hank III |
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"Budda is legal, and Jesus ain't" Jason Boland & The Stragglers He could not have said it better about the way things are progressing |
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2 Time PBR World Champion Justin McBride "You think you're tough with your bass speakers kicking in the back And your triple X lyrics blaring from your puke green Cadillac You've got your bling bling on And your tattoos running up and down your arms Ah ain't you bad with the seat of your britches hanging down that far Yeah, I had to break it to you punk But all that stuff ain't got a thing to do with being tough Cause tough is your fingers bleeding It's a hundred degrees and you're gettin no pay Tough is your old man yelling Get up out of that bed at the break of day Keeping on going when you know you've had enough That's tough It might seem that I'm comin down a little hard on you But you think you're a man and you still gotta lot of growin up to do I bet you talk a big game when you're hangin’ with your boys in some pool hall But I wonder how you'd act if you ever had your back up against the wall Yeah I'm sure those joints you hang out in get pretty rough But you've got a lot to learn about being tough Cause tough is a single mom workin three jobs so her kids can eat Tough is reading bed time stories when your body's begging you to go to sleep Given all you've got for what you love That's tough See it wasn't very long ago My little brother was about your age He joined the Corp and before we knew it they shipped him away So far away And tough is a momma cryin’ waving goodbye as her baby leaves Tough is a teenage soldier on the front lines fighting just to keep you free Prayin for one more day from God above That's tough Son that's tough Pull your britches up! Take a little pride in yourself" |
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A little more Justin McBride "You can take away my pickup Put me in a black sedan Hang up my hat, spurs, and boots Ditch my Copenhagen can Put me in a high-rise office make Me wear a suit and tie But I'll be a cowboy 'til the day I die" |
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"what about our freedom, and this piece of ground...we didnt get to keep it by backing down." "Some say this countrys just out looking for a fight...well after 9/11 man I'd have to say thats right. HAVE YOU FORGOTEN" Excellent video!! ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZTMdDVD-2s&feature=related |
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"She promised me rings on my fingers, but only left one in my tub" "I'm gonna beat the cheat out of you" |
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Two from Kinky: "They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore...." "Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed...." |
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A hunting/fishing based forum and you guys forgot this one; cuz we can skin a buck and run a trot line and a country boy can survive, a country boy can surviiiiiieeeiiiieeeiiiieieieiiiiive |
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"I turned 21 in prison, doing life without parole..." |
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"TEXAS HAS A WHOREHOUSE IN IT, Lord have mercy on our souls"
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"I'll show'em my 9 point buck on the wall...I'll blow a few times on my new duck call". Singer-Tracy Byrd Song-Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbN61e5GXOc |
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that black smoke a rollin up around the tail lights, and that big diesel engine is playing my song, thank God and Greyhound, she's gone... |
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I second rodeo song! GET ON MY NERVES!!!!!!!!! LMAO |
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EEEEEYYYYYYIIIIIII! Another man done gone! |
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Some people say theres a woman to blame, but i know, it's my own d**n fault..... |