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MaggieMTx
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/02/08 09:45 AM
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QUOTE for the day
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Feel free to add more but lately this one fits.
...."IT COULD PROBABLY BE SHOWN BY FACTS AND FIGURES THAT THERE IS NO DISTINCTLY
CRIMINAL CLASS EXCEPT CONGRESS"......MARK TWAIN
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" I saw them till I could not see them anymore "
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Quote:
" I saw them till I could not see them anymore " by Poop Twain
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" We Have Met the Enemy..................And He Is Us"
Pogo
This is probably truer today than when originally stated.
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'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.'
- Barack Obama
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a777pilot
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(Extreme Tracker)
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07/02/08 10:14 AM
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"We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem!" -CHESTY PULLER, USMC
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"No more yanky my wanky the Donger need food!" Long Duck Dong
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"Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share."
Ned Dolan
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"I feel more like I do now,then I did a while ago"
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a777pilot
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(Extreme Tracker)
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07/02/08 10:19 AM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a b_____b than any white man in history.
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend
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a777pilot
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(Extreme Tracker)
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07/02/08 10:24 AM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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The enemy of my enemy's enemy is just some other enemy.
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The thing you need MOST is the thing you need when you need it!
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Quote:
The enemy of my enemy's enemy is just some other enemy.
You don't think that could be your ally??
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“And I’ve had all that I’ve wanted, of a lot of things I’ve had, and then a lot more than I needed of some things that turned out bad…”
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"You want some sugar t*tty?" Hahaha
-TxCornHusker
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It does not matter which road you take if you do not know where you are going.
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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it". Yogi Berra
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"Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
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Sethfish
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/02/08 10:35 AM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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"You better sleep with one eye open washcloth boy!"
GANGSTA RODENT DELUX-IOUS July 2, 2008
 
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"You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!"
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"Load your brain before you shoot off your mouth".
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When in doubt bail out
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"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay."
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"Come on, you sons of bitc*es! Do you want to live forever?"
GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly, USMC
near Lucy-`le-Bocage as he led the 5th Marines' attack into Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918
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Quote:
When in doubt bail out
You misspelled pull!
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You can not teach a crab to walk straight!!
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 11:07 AM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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dont let your aligator mouth over load your hummingbire arse
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 11:07 AM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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keep your friends close and your enemies even closer
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 11:08 AM
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its not what your country can do for you but what u can do for your country
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 11:09 AM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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when in doubt pull it out 
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 11:10 AM
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should have tweeked when i torqued
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 11:11 AM
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"you boys are in deep chit, im fixen to do alot off arse kicken so i better grease the sert on my knee" my old man
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"Don't do as I do, do as I say do"
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 11:12 AM
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"balls to the wall dad balls to the wall" my son right befor the race
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The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.
Vince Lombardi
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"I hate bees and wasps. This one time I got stung and it ruined my WHOLE weekend!"
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Sethfish
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/02/08 11:33 AM
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"we are not going to shoot a 5 million dollar missle at a 10 dollar tent just to hit a camel in the rear end!"
George W. in response to a reporter regarding Afganistan
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"I wasn't sure if the deer was bigger than the squirrel so I took its life anyway"
Famous THF hunter
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Quote:
"I hate bees and wasps. This one time I got stung and it ruined my WHOLE weekend!"
 
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My dad in July......"Bees don't sting in any month that does not have an r".
My dad in September....."Bees don't sting in any month with an r".
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Sethfish
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/02/08 11:50 AM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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Quote:
"I wasn't sure if the deer was bigger than the squirrel so I took its life anyway"
Famous THF hunter
Squirrels can be scary, sometimes even more scary than white bass
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Ahh, there we go... THF showing me their love.
Thanks guys, I wasn't sure you guys cared anymore.
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OK I have to hear the white bass story. 
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Sethfish
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/02/08 12:02 PM
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Re: QUOTE for the day
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Quote:
OK I have to hear the white bass story.
TxP
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25 forum points to you for making me laugh out loud and have a coughing fit!!!  
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Seadog
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/02/08 12:37 PM
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You can laugh with me or at me but at least you're laughing!!!
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Woops! Did that photo get moved?
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Would you like to try picking up your teeth with Broken fingers.... Saw it in a movie, thought it was hysterical. Guess you had to see it.
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a777pilot
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(Extreme Tracker)
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07/02/08 12:56 PM
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“If I was so right, why does the gin not taste as good in my mind as it did from the bottle last night”
R Descartes
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all...
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a777pilot
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(Extreme Tracker)
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07/02/08 01:15 PM
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“Hooters, hooters yum, yum hooters, hooters on a girl that’s dumb.”
Al Bundy
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" that pig was just laying there dead"
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Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.-Ted Nugent
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Quote:
"The wind was blowing the native grasses. Looked like a sea of grass. Was going to comment on it but Sindt would have given me crap about being gay!"
I guess the truth hurts! 
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Quote:
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"The wind was blowing the native grasses. Looked like a sea of grass. Was going to comment on it but Sindt would have given me crap about being gay!"
I guess the truth hurts!
Dude I know you are Cuban and Jewish which almost makes you a retard and a "Funny" wantabe, but are you seriously REtarded. Your not even half funny. That makes you even half as funny as Corky from The Wonder Years?!?! They should make a show about you on South Park!!
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cbump
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/02/08 09:15 PM
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Quote:
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"The wind was blowing the native grasses. Looked like a sea of grass. Was going to comment on it but Sindt would have given me crap about being gay!"
I guess the truth hurts!
Dude I know you are Cuban and Jewish which almost makes you a retard and a "Funny" wantabe, but are you seriously REtarded. Your not even half funny. That makes you even half as funny as Corky from The Wonder Years?!?! They should make a show about you on South Park!!
 yesss!!!
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Seadog
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/03/08 12:49 AM
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"Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining, senator" from Outlaw Josey Wales
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Top recent TxCornHusker quotes:
6. Boils...gross...were they on your butt?
5. Who in the hell is John Wayne? …. You guys know that he and Rock Hudson got it on back in the day right?!?!
4. Yep...they have knocked down Poops door several times but it ended up just being his arse crack that stunk so bad!
3. That is sad that someone would shoot a hog in the veiner (using my Sveedish accent)
2. Unless you can see the poop and other stains!!! You know them blackish/brown/redish looking ones!! Not good Sir...not good!!
1. Happy birthday to you...
you smell like PooPoo...
hope you get lots of tortillas...
and some hot kinky too!!
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Cool_Hand
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/03/08 08:30 AM
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" If you're not the lead dog pullin' a sled then the scenery never changes"!!
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Cool_Hand
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/03/08 08:32 AM
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" Anything that is worthwhile in doing is going to have some adversity attached to it"!
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Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
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jgiles
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(Veteran Tracker)
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07/03/08 10:09 AM
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Boss Says " Ask anyone one on THF if they have heard of a pink slip, b/c thats what you going to get if you don't log out"
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LOL 
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Seadog
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/03/08 12:04 PM
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"It only takes 1 beer to get me drunk, I just don't know if it is the 9th or 10th"
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Cool_Hand
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/03/08 07:47 PM
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" Officer I haven't deen brinking"!! 
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/04/08 09:13 AM
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"who ever smelt it delt it"
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While running in place..."Nope, not squoochy" -Wes Poop
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If it smells like fish get you a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone 
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Cozmo35
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(Outdoorsman)
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07/04/08 01:27 PM
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Even a man on the right track will get run over if he just sits there. - Will Rogers
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texasd
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/06/08 03:45 PM
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"kiss my grits" flo on the show alice
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee...
Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction
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Cool_Hand
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/07/08 08:29 AM
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Oh,!!! Whats this on my lip??? Uhhh,........ its just a cold sore!!! 
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Was that Brother In law that said that?
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MaggieMTx
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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07/07/08 05:06 PM
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"THE WEAK CAN NEVER FORGIVE. FORGIVENESS IS THE ATTRIBUTE OF THE STRONG"....MAHATMA GANDHI
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J.R.
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(Woodsman)
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07/07/08 05:43 PM
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"I had thought some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably."
--Shakespeare
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If you don't know who it is who got the raw end in a deal, it is probably you!
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dawaba
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(Woodsman)
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07/07/08 06:17 PM
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If your dog thinks you are the best ever.....don't seek a second opinion.
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Parker
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(Pro Tracker)
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07/07/08 09:30 PM
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A donut, without the hole, is a danish.
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It will stretch a mile before it tears an inch
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I CAN NOT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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dawaba
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(Woodsman)
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07/08/08 01:00 PM
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Listen, Beloved: The South might not always be right, but BY GOD, we ain't ever wrong! Brother Dave Gardner
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MaggieMTx
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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08/01/08 10:23 AM
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"LIFE IS TOUGH...AND IT'S TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID"...JOHN WAYNE
dang had to dig this out of page 10
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Good for you, I like it.
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.... Unknown
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Cool_Hand
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(THF Trophy Hunter)
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08/01/08 04:06 PM
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Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see because that could be wrong too!!
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"to do a common thing uncommonly well brings success"
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"DO SOMETHING EVEN IF IT'S WRONG" -me to my lazy ex
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jgiles
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(Veteran Tracker)
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08/01/08 10:15 PM
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They are never as good looking in the morning as they are the night before with Patron- Me 5 shots down
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