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Pages: 1 telluricman Bird Dog Reged: 03/28/08 Posts: 411 Loc: Tejas Dear Abby,       #501299 - 08/28/08 08:47 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation Post Extras:       Rwuensch Veteran Tracker Reged: 03/29/07 Posts: 3314 Loc: Magnolia, TX Re: Dear Abby, [Re: telluricman]       #501404 - 08/28/08 09:32 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   ROTFLMBFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sir, win the funny joke award of the day. LOL -------------------- We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Post Extras:       sureshot29 Woodsman Reged: 08/28/08 Posts: 101 Loc: north tx Re: Dear Abby, [Re: Rwuensch]       #508824 - 09/06/08 01:22 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   really didn't see that one coming....nice Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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