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#774768 - 06/25/09 07:58 PM Fishing Trip
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Travis and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Travis headed home frustrated. The following week when his buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Travis. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Travis"?

"I didn't have to," he replied.

"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my Woman snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said: 'Surprise'." "When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said: 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......

SO HERE I AM!"

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#774769 - 06/25/09 08:02 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Tx_Phantom]
Tres Online   content
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Registered: 10/12/07
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LMAO!
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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#774770 - 06/25/09 08:06 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Tx_Phantom]
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Registered: 11/14/07
Posts: 8990
Loc: Latexo, tx
LMAO


BTW where have you been?
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#774771 - 06/25/09 08:16 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: helomech]
Tres Online   content
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BTW where have you been?




x2
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#774772 - 06/26/09 12:16 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Tx_Phantom]
dnttang Offline
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Registered: 10/30/08
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#774773 - 06/26/09 05:26 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: dnttang]
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Registered: 09/10/08
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Loc: Mt. Vernon, Texas
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#774774 - 06/27/09 02:32 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: bigmike_ml21]
Frisbie Online   happy
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Registered: 06/28/08
Posts: 5061
Loc: Fort Worth
lol
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#774775 - 06/27/09 02:56 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Frisbie]
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LMAO! glad your back.

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#774776 - 06/27/09 05:37 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Tx_Phantom]
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Thanks guys!

Just been really busy with work, and stuff.

I know some of you hunt year round, but I put the guns away once the skeeters and hornets come out, and get the ski and boat going till November.

I'll try to find more time to get back

Lefty - got your PM, will respond in a sec, let's get out for a burger.

TxP

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#774777 - 06/27/09 08:24 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Tx_Phantom]
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Registered: 01/22/08
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LOL I knew you would be backyou better not F me up tomorrow I dont want to be in the hospital for my little girls B-Day
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#774778 - 06/29/09 02:02 AM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Txkiller]
Brandon A Offline
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Registered: 02/18/09
Posts: 5562
Loc: Lavaca Co, Gonzales Co.
lol thats funny!
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Originally Posted By: jeh7mmmag
Sometimes we have to satisfy them with 2-1/2 inches.

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#774779 - 06/29/09 05:06 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Txkiller]
Tx_Phantom Offline
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LOL I knew you would be backyou better not F me up tomorrow I dont want to be in the hospital for my little girls B-Day




I wonder how sore txkiller is today after attempting to kneeboard and tube yesterday... <snicker>

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#774780 - 06/29/09 06:39 PM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: Tx_Phantom]
TheHunted Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 5241
Loc: Fort Worth, TX
thats funny

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#774781 - 07/03/09 12:43 AM Re: Fishing Trip [Re: TheHunted]
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Registered: 12/22/08
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