Posted By: grandpa75672
John and Martha - 08/28/17 01:47 PM
John and Martha were in divorce court.
The judge asked Martha why she wanted to divorce John. Martha was a big tall woman. John might have weighed 110 pounds soaking wet and stood about 5'5".
Martha replied that she could show the judge
rather than tell why she wanted the divorce. Judge told her to go ahead.
She had John drop his pants right there in the courtroom. It turns out that little old John had a giant king size pecker. The judge looked at John then at Martha and said, You want to divorce that???
Martha replies, Judge, have you ever tried to drive a railroad spike with a
tack hammer?
The judge asked Martha why she wanted to divorce John. Martha was a big tall woman. John might have weighed 110 pounds soaking wet and stood about 5'5".
Martha replied that she could show the judge
rather than tell why she wanted the divorce. Judge told her to go ahead.
She had John drop his pants right there in the courtroom. It turns out that little old John had a giant king size pecker. The judge looked at John then at Martha and said, You want to divorce that???
Martha replies, Judge, have you ever tried to drive a railroad spike with a
tack hammer?