Answer: "Poor, unemployed, with 2 children from my previous marriage".
You don't have to be married more than once to realize that once was once to many!
I've only been married once. When I would introduce my wife and kids to someone, I would say "This is my wife, Pat, and these are my children from my first marriage." Which was true!
I thought it was hilarious but some women have not sense of humor.
Sometimes, I really miss that gal! Oh, well!
Stones1950