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I met an older woman at a bar last night...

Posted By: QuitShootinYoungBucks

I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/13/14 04:57 PM

I'd say she was well into her 60's, but I must say, she was exceptionally attractive. I was thinking, "As attractive as she is, if she has a daughter, she could be a knockout", So we had a couple more drinks and she asked me if I had ever had a Sportsman's Double. I told her I didn't think so, and asked her what a Sportsman's Double was. She explained that it is a threesome with a mother and daughter. I could only imagine how hot her daughter was, so I told her I hadn't, but was up for it.
We had another drink and went to her house. As we went into the hallway, she turned on the light and said, "mom, are you still awake?"
Posted By: Pope&Young

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/13/14 06:35 PM

bolt
Posted By: Simple Searcher

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/13/14 06:42 PM

Know when to walk away, and know when to RUN!
Reminds me of a guy that works with me. He picked up a gal and went home with her for the night, he was all proud about it.
In the morning a young girl came to the door. She looked to be a teenager but he thought she may be selling Girl Scout cookies. When he opened the door she asked "is grandma home?"
Posted By: PMK

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/13/14 07:10 PM

just turn the lights off ... bolt
Posted By: 300j

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/15/14 01:51 AM

eek2
Posted By: Seadog

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/15/14 08:26 AM

Any port in a storm!!! grin
Posted By: TonyinVA

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/19/14 02:39 AM

LMFAO
Posted By: Opening Day

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/19/14 02:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
Know when to walk away, and know when to RUN!
Reminds me of a guy that works with me. He picked up a gal and went home with her for the night, he was all proud about it.
In the morning a young girl came to the door. She looked to be a teenager but he thought she may be selling Girl Scout cookies. When he opened the door she asked "is grandma home?"


There are some pretty hot Grandmas out there.
Posted By: Jimbo1

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/19/14 05:03 PM

That was funny!
Posted By: passthru

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/20/14 03:26 AM

Woah!
Posted By: sleepyhunter

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/20/14 02:03 PM

eek2 bolt scared
Posted By: beaversnipe

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/22/14 02:37 AM

Oh, just go for it. U only live once
Posted By: Gary Olson

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/23/14 02:16 AM

Which one made the best chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, and cream gravy?
Posted By: WTGuide

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 08/30/14 02:48 AM

barf
Posted By: twospeed29

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 09/09/14 01:37 PM

ninja
Posted By: Lance Vick

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night... - 09/12/14 01:44 AM

eeks333

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