Posted By: txbowhunt7
Brainless - 03/01/10 11:23 PM
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks..'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks.'
A United States doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way
behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago , put him in the
White House, and now half the country is looking for work
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks..'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks.'
A United States doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way
behind. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago , put him in the
White House, and now half the country is looking for work
