If someone wrote a book about you as a hunter....

If someone wrote a book about you as a hunter, what would be the title?

For me, "It's Not About Killing" would be a good choice.

"Some days 'Sureshot', Some days 'Swing and a miss'"

I know of a few on here that have been written ...."Knick'em" (Volume 568), "T-Rex Hunter- The Short Version", "Pack-Mule-The Continual Saga" .....Mine would be "He never met a Spike he liked"

Kill a Hog, Save the Planet.

Mine would be 'Where's my chair? Where's my Yeti? Where's my deer?

"It's all about killing."

Mine would be "Lifer"

I'm not sure thats even a word but Like a con thats in for life is a "lifer"

Great Expectations....it would be an instant classic.

Mine would be the classic phrase..."Thats why its called hunting....not killing"

Adult hide and seek

Mine would be "can't get enough".

Mine would titled by my wife "quick hide, here comes the guy the in the white truck"

Or maybe this, "jinxed, a tale about the deer that never showed up"

She thinks I have a hunting hex

The guy who seldom shoots

Velvet Jones: I Wanna Be A Hunter.



...and if you aren't convinced you can be a successful Hunter in 6 short weeks after reading my book, then send it back for a full refund. It's as simple as that.

"Memories Live Forever"

Uh, I think Patrick F. McManus would have to be the one who wrote about me. Maybe, "Elmer Fudd was my Mentor", or even "World's Funniest Hunting Bloopers".

"I cant get enough"

"Never Miss An Opportunity To Take A Nap"

"It's the Journey" - the tale of a life-long hunter.

"Why Do Deer Have To Move So Early?"

The Long Wait . Buy the great writer An't Seen Squat.
(He has seen it go for days like this and just drift off to nothing)

"He whom grows the best Alfalfa wins"

110 things not to range.

Would have to be at least two books to capture my hunting essence. I'm thinking Hammertime and The Most Interesting Humter in The World.

"I can smell the Season"

Ah, 'Velvet Jone'...Subtitled, "How to whip women on the butt with a car antennae"

I bet it would be a Best Seller, I have had some adventures for sure

Tell that to Glen Campbell..."Galveston oh Ga...Where was I?

"Could have a worse habit!"

The "Introduction" would be short, sweet, and probably filled with grandiose lies about by hunting skills being comparable to an African bushman.
The chapter on "Tactics" would be thorough but ultimately long winded and of little substance.
The chapter on "Successful Hunts" would be big, loud, boisterous, and flamboyant with little to no substantiation and minimal verifiable successes.
The "Conclusion" would be loved by all only because of the realization that they were concluding an abomination of hunting literature filled with flagrant lies and exaggerations purposefully intertwined with fictional abilities purely for the sole purpose of stroking my already fragile hunting ego.

P.S. The book, titled "The Spectacular Hunting Adventures of Aaron, a.k.a. Dirk Diggler", would be a top seller under: Pseudo Factual Hunting Histories

If it flies it dies,

He Put too Much Into It!

"Walking the Woods with Dad" or "Every Bush Looks Like a Deer at Dawn"

"How to put meat in the freezer"

"Why Venison Sausage Cost $120 a Pound"

Mine would be titled, "Murphy's Law and Me."

Where's the "Like" button

Lots of good ones here.

Do AR's Really Work?

Patience Pays Off!!!

A Hunter's Quest: The North American 28, and Other Stories from a Lifetime in the Field

Its hard for me to say for me, but I could do without the summertime and skip right onto huntin time. Hunting is a real body and mind healer for me.. Ive lost close friends that hunted with me through the years and the thought of them not being here bothers me everyday of the year. While Im hunting on the best or worst days for that matter, it bugs the s t out of me that theyre not here to enjoy this gift we have been given. I even think about the dad that I was never raised by, and how he and his dad were both avid outdoorsman and how I wished I could of hunted with them. I can go to the woods and all the BS everyday stress is out of mind and no where in sight. I love to walk to my hunting spots, and it is rather addicting to just take a long walk in the hunting woods, especially when the weather is nice and cold. Mom put a .22 in my hands at the age of 3 and I have been a hunting killing machine ever since. I don't have to worry anymore about bagging the game, because I know its going to happen. The most awesome part about it is, Whats it going to be like, what is it going to look like. And then the memory will be stamped into my brain till the day I die. Try to think of something else that will do that to your memory. Its like a video that will never be erased. Its what I live for.

Well lets see... "A rednecks guide to cheap hunting" or "How to overpaying for bad deer leases."

Mine would be "A Lifetime of Hunting".

"In the Footfalls of My Father"
"Why I Accidentally Sneak Up On Three People Per Day."
"Waiting to inhale." (no wait, that's somebody else)

"The Hiker"

Man On The Run: A Spotlight On Deer

I Spent My Rent on Arrows

Seriously I think Cafes and Campfires is perfect for my style. All I do is eat things covered in skillet gravy and sling arrows at most any living object then make up stories about it around a campfire.

Didn't know how to answer, so I asked my wife.....She said "Life and Times of Daniel Boone", so there it is from the source and she is always right, I know, she tells me.......

Time Well Wasted: Musings from a 4'x 4' Box.

Brilliant

Bingola.

Saw this one on a sign at a craft fair once...

"Deer tremble at the sound of my name"

"Corn Watcher"

Silent Night...



I mean day!! yeah... day

Memories Afield - but don't sit on That!

"The tale of patience... that never paid off" me

"Where he go?" Life and times of Jshouse

Mine wouldn't be a book, it would be a pamphlet... "He means well and he tries hard".

or maybe "Great memories that really never happened"

"Lone Star Blues"

Happiness is a large gut pile.