Where am I?

In hell I tell you. Don’t know what I did or how I deserved this but here I am. Not leaving until Sunday. Don’t even have my truck. I was misled

Coon hunting in S Texas?

Where did the wifey drag you.

Magnolia…

I guess Austin.

Burger King!

Eagle Pass?

Gotta be 19 smiling women to every frowning man.

I bet blankey is here somewhere.

The High Heel run in New Braunfels

Hell on earth

DFW?

Houston

City population is 87.

Fowlerton

Some kind of shower or wedding

Gotta be Driftwood.

Or Pena

Kuscisko

Thousands here

Poth

You riding with the RedRanger?

And the answer is?

“19 smiling women”…… You call that hell?….

Outside of Texas?

Walmart?

Playing the odds, you agreed with this level of discomfort when you said “I do”.

A population of 87 does not make anywhere a city.

What no $20 gift card if we guess it right
Somewhere between Po'dunk and BFE

Don’t see a breakfast place.

I wonder if the steakhouse in Carmine serves breakfast.

‘Antique’ Show

Maybe the mother of them all

Round Top?

Seeing tons of womens 3XL clothes - @Texas Casual Cottages??

Yeppers. People watching was good yesterday but this massive flea market just ain’t my thing. Got bamboozled and now am trapped. Still can’t believe the two ex-bull riders have been here before and put up with this crap. Unless something turns radically, this will be a once in a lifetime experience.

Stuck till Sunday - ouch!

Latte on the square in La Grange

Went there with my parents...more than once.

Ha. Dad used to always say “take a good look around, kids… we won’t be coming back”

Dang, Im too late. I asked my favorite gal and her first guess was Round Top. Even before the Carmine hint. Shes something else. I way out kicked my coverage.
Ive only passed through there, but from what I know, you really gained some points with this trip. Just in time for deer season......

Hud do you have bullriders in your family

My family ain’t built for bull riding. There guys come up to my chin.

I did some work for the phone co. In Carmine back in late ‘70s. The local joke was a guy pulls into gas station in Carmine, and asks the attendant “ Is this Carmine?” Attendant answers “ you should know, you drove up in it”. Truly corny!

Just observations -

19/20 women per male
Wives went their places separately (we didn’t want to witness the carnage) and we were the only group of four men to be seen
Women’s hats must be in
Usually go to places with lots of P/U trucks, but seeing mucho high end SUVs all over the place. Didn’t know there were so many Range Rovers
Everything from crapola galore to $40,000 chandelier
Amazing the connections at a place I’ve never been to
Vendors saying numbers are down and people are not buying
I am sure I have seen more grass but not sure where

Im not sure what your "grass" comment meant but the first time I was in that part of the world I was surprised by all the improved pastures and big trees. Very very pretty.

It’s green there cause they get about 60” of rain annually.

Cows here fortunate. More grass in Fayette and Washington counties than all of South TX.

Range Rover is kicking arse and taking names. 'Never would have guessed.

I was told you can’t take those cows from there to S. Texas, they’ll starve to death.

My $5.00 find and a perfect fit never thought I would find another one.

Couldnt you of just put duct tape on the old one.....