Astros-Cheating scum bags thread

I can’t stand them

Lol the only thing worse is thier thin skinned fans......

Maybe I posted this in wrong spot.


Are there any current Astro players playing that were on the 2017 team ?

Did they deflate the balls too?

You can’t rule out anything with these turds

It’s a deeply rooted problem down there

MLB literally issued pardons to get he truth out of them

It’s a new manager?

I thought I read they fired the last guy.

Do you honestly believe MLB gives a ratsazzz about this cheating scandal? I played back in the steroid era, and I can guarantee you they didn't give a rip about that, and don't give a rip about anything other than butts in the stands, and how much money they're making. Once again, if you think they, or anyone anywhere remotely related to MLB cares about cheating you're freaking retarded.

I want all Astros fans to do 2 things…

1. Admit they cheated and stole a World Series

2. Admit they cheated and stole a World Series

It’s literally that simple

Cool story bro

This really means alot to you doesn't it Gus? Did a dude in an Astro's jersey picket your house, touch you inappropriately, or maybe even attempt to steal your birthday? Whatever is was, it must have been very traumatic for you.

^^^^^

Butt hurt Stros fan delux right here guys

This is what they look like, prolly hitting the notify mods button as I type…

He will just throw tortillas at you. He means no harm

I'm not a stros' fan, Ranger fan, or fan of anyone anymore. After I got through playing I was so burned out I haven't followed it much. I'm just entertained by a supposed grown man acting like a 8 yr old girl, over a freaking baseball game. All that being said, that doesn't mean I don't understand the game, management, the brass, etc, etc etc, and have forgot more about it than you'll ever possibly begin to know.

Anyone else notice?

Jgraider played baseball guys…

You wanna know how we know?

Gus is an 6 yr old girl, masquerading as a grown man. Wanna know how we all know?

You know how to tell a guy played minor league baseball?

He will tell you……LITERALLY EVERY TIME HE POSTS

They cheated and it's unconscionable. There are no excuses for their scheme. But did they really steal the 2017 WS by winning two games in LA? Really hard to argue that.

Ok, I forgive you

But not Jgraider

I’m going to bed, good guys won

Jgraider will be up late watching film from his old AA days…

He just couldn’t hit the slider

Until the next game….you Astros fans turds!!!!

Yep, I actually like Dusty. I just don't like the Astros organization, And even more so the Astro fans.

Anybody remember Rangers manager Ron Washington? Rangers aren’t that squeaky clean either.

I can’t speak to any baseball cheating scandals, but I did sit next to Pete Rose at the sports book in Mandalay Bay.

Last year you said you hadn't watched baseball in several years and didn't even know the Astros were in the American league.

Ok, 1 more post

All baseball post hence forward need to be approved by Jgraider, AKA Baseball Jesus

He did play for the Astros.

It was just a little bugger sugar

1 more on top of that 1 more

I can’t wait til the next game

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/08/te...series-hurricane-harvey-flood-mlb-refuse

I heard he started smoking crack when he was an Astro. 1989 was peak crack epidemic.

Payne that is just business. Was it right? No, but what makes more money

Wash liked smoking crack

Astros liked cheating

Big difference!!!

Money is Money, that was just a db move.

Agreed Payne.

I'll add before you condemn Altuve, do some research.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQTdEKA-nyM&t=33s

As were all the years Roy Hofeinz prevented DFW getting a MLB team.

But hey, it’s just money…..

Lol yep, A crackhead can still be respected.....

Damn, blast from the past there rjf.

Did y’all know Jgraider appeared in a minor league game?

If you didn’t, he did

Until next game!!!

procraft you need to calm down, btw you didn't get banned in 2020 for anything baseball related. You had some issues in the classifieds that caught you a ban.

Why are they so sensitive? I don't get it..... around here we are all about being men, conservatives, America, bald eagles, freedom of speech......except if you say something that is 100% true about the Astros....thats where they draw the line....

Before you took your long walk into the internet abyss after you got banned, again about nothing baseball related, didn't you make a heartfelt post about how you couldn't post here in good conscience after you had been so unfairly wronged and that you wouldn't be back unless UT or A&M won a natty. Then showed up six months later when the NCAA season started?

I heard you were no longer a Hall monitor

Nope, just babysitting children at this point in time.

I just get so pumped up about beating the Astros and Yankees I can’t contain it

I admit it

Ya you missed that by about a mile...

Careful little buddy they are lurking......

Completely irrelevant.


The midget was.

I am a Rangers fan and obviously want them to win it all…

With that said….

I kinda enjoyed that the Astros won it last year despite being booed everywhere they went…

I like Altuve. He likes to play baseball.

Did Gus ever go to bed?

817>281/713

Don't forget about the good ol' .30-06; not having one of God's gift to firearms in the safe is roughly equivalent to being an Astros fan. Does Savage make an Astros Edition .30-06 rifle?

Im a Rangers fan and I dont follow Astros much but I always thought Altuve was great. Do you know how hard it is to a great Major League player and then to be that small. I dont know anything about him personally but it’s way way special what he’s done.
GO RANGERS!!!!!

Why do short people always play second base? Shouldn't he be lined up on the other side of the infield?

Their

Is there a game today ??

3:30

Thanks

I better get home.

Moved because of the Cowboy game tonight

Game 1 NLCS comes on at 7:00 tonight. Cowgirls are irrelevant.

Rangers out front 4-0. After 20 pitches.

Quick question but years ago we had Rally Foot

We don’t need the Rally Foot right now just wondering if there are still any around that recall it

Is this a serious question?

Man.

Astros left bases loaded. With no outs.

Ungood.

Texas keeping them in it. Just close enough.

I think you have an Austin idea of what being a man/Conservative means.

You keep bloviating about the Astros and what happened 6 yrs ago, all new people and still winning....

You talk a lot of chit on here, and I remember a lot but will leave that alone.

You couldn't even kill a coon.

I send my kids to kill coons.

I think you are more sensitive then you think.

Ese is on the wall Skinner…

See that now, thanks.

Not near as bad as the butt hurt haters that constantly bring it up because they can't get over it.
Geez, this was six years ago.

Does this mean SA got banned? I sure hope not.

Why? The dude's a loser.

If he got banned. I will manage the Lounge why he’s gone.

I'm thinking that maybe somewhere along the line there was an Astros fan that wore a "Thin Skinned" condom and knocked it out of the park, so now he hates all "thin skinned" Astros fans.

Who knows....adios amigos.

Rangers in 6

Maybe less.

I’m surprised this article hasn’t been posted yet (unless I missed it).

A Texas Rangers fan's guide to hating the Houston Astros

Good read. I had forgotten some of the names that played in both Arlington and Houston.

We can only hope and pray they haven’t figured out a new way to cheat tonight

I feel like this thread is borderline “illegal”…

Like more illegal than the Astros cheating scandal

Time will tell…

I’ve been on here 8 years. Never been banned.

I feel the Astros got me under review. 😂

Lol....I’m with you on the cheat Gus and you sho nuff carry it on. As I said I agree but I’m also something you probably aren’t fond of....
A diehard Yankees fan

I appreciate the comment

But the only 2 I’ve ever not liked…EVER…Yankees and Astros

If I had a gun to my temple and had to pick 1, Id cheer for the Yankees over the Astros

I have no evidence. But it sure feels the Astros are stealing the Rangers signs.

Yeah right. They use pitch com, wireless signs now.

Just check the Astros record at Arlington the last few years.

Rangers just hadnt been the game.

Come on guys. It’s a joke.

Bunch of funsuckers.........

Just sounded like an uneducated SA comment.

I can’t even post the joke on the other thread or they will ruin my credit score.

I guess I’m just use to [censored] talkers. It makes it more entertaining. All good fun.

I don't think anyone's being too serious here. Play on...

I know the sound of a corked bat when I hear one. I watched every McGwire HR.

So I know what I’m talking about.

Dubon just dissected his bat all over the infield last inning. No cork was found.

Oh. I quit watching.

Shoulda saved that 1 liner.

These baseball topics have a lot of replies by people that know very little about baseball.

I'm still trying to understand how grown men can get so upset about a freaking baseball game.

most of it comes from comments of others. Some just like to

Are the Astros still Americas Team

I see what you're doing here ESE

I was hoping for a sweep; sure its unrealistic, but hope is hope. I knew the bullpen couldn't carry it through. After 43 years of Texas Aggie and Metroplex sports fandom I should know better than to get my hopes so high.

Oh well; lets see how tonight goes!

Some folks (me) never learn.

"After 43 years of Texas Aggie and Metroplex sports fandom I should know better than to get my hopes so high."

SO true!

Michigan and Harbaugh have some Astro type problems.

I think poor Harbaugh just got back from a suspension.

They are called the Asterisk now and always will be. They are arrogant, believing they are the greatest baseball team EVER in the history of the game. The Asterisks will be happy to tell you that and list all their championships but leave out the one with the asterisk and will tell you everyone was doing it.. The Asterisks are grown men who cheated and stole playing alittle boys game. ALL of MLB knows it except them. All of MLB and NFL knows what Houston is and always will be, legends in one county of Texas.

Dang. face paint 🎨 off the top rope.

We could use your edginess in the Longhorn Lounge.

I guess if your team is in the playoffs for 7 straight years, the teams that aren’t are gonna talk trash.

At least the Rangers get to claim Nolan Ryan. 👍

I don’t understand “claiming” Nolan. He may have finished his career with the Rangers but played longer with the Astros. And was with the Astros as advisor and minor league team owner until a couple years ago.
I saw him pitch his first game with the Astros, he hit a homer his first time at bat that game.

He’s all we have as Rangers fans.

You got Pudge. He played his last season for Astros, then signed a short term deal to retire as a Ranger.

This kind of stuff goes on in every team sport. Everyone is looking for an edge.
Watch the sidelines of a college football game, they hold up several big signs on the sidelines for play calls. It’s illegal to try to figure out the meaning of the signs?

100%



I'm thinking every team that had a 'juicer', "doper", or PED guy on it was cheating as well, right? An amazing thing happened when I was playing.....when we thought there was sign stealing going on, we changed them.

What about that douche behind home plate wearing the bright yellow "banana" shirt waving back and forth only when the Astros are pitching?

Just noticed that... geez...

My daughter just asked about that cat too.

Sounds like a really simple fix Jg.

That's like wearing a sign that says "I'm a complete loser and have no life".

Yor daddy coming up after pitching change.

Looks like the whole douche family getting in the act.

Don’t forget about Sammy Sosa and the corked bats, McGuire, Clemens, Petitt juicing.

Right on rustbucket.

We went St. Louis to watch the Astros at Busch Stadium for two games. McGuire hit a walk off homer both games. On a positive note, that Busch beer they serve at the stadium was great!

Cold beer....another great thing about baseball. I played against McGuire in rookie ball in 1984. He was a tall, slender THIRD BASEMAN in Medford, OR I believe. Saw him again about 3 years later when he was with the A's in Instructional League in Scottsdale and he was a freaking beast, along with Canseco, and Dave "the cobra" Parker. I was sure glad a brawl didn't break out. We can add Barry Bonds (assswhole), and Raffy Palmiero to the list as well.

Not hearing anymore cheating squeaking after the last 2 games.

Why even have a rule that you can’t steal signs? Our coach (high school) would change signs every few games, and even in the middle of a game if he thought they were onto us.
Figuring out signs would be no different that figuring out a strike zone or a pitchers tell. I would just be part of the game

Yup...

Sure hope this isn't like the world series where the home team never won a game.

It is just a kid.
Banana Suit Kid

That's my concern too... 2019



I think I saw the entire family getting in on the banana action.

Not sure just taking drugs will make you a great athlete. (I’m against it) Or, every wannabe poster, on this site would be Mr. Olympia, NFL, MLB, types. The % that really are the best and make it are abnormal in some physical/mental trait. All the rest are just really….has been nobody’s.

toasted

No, the big guy and the wife wore it too.

I saw the Dad wear it briefly, but almost always was the kid. Why are some people making such a big deal about this? It had no bearing whatsoever on the game and was just a kid being silly.

There are rules in Major League Baseball (MLB) that prohibit fans from distracting the pitcher. According to the Baseball Rules Academy, if an item is deemed distracting by the umpire, it must be removed.

Including bare breasted women

Still holding true…

Somebody might need to check on the OP. Pretty sure he didn’t appreciate the way Altuve cheated that ball out of the stadium. Afraid he might be in down syndrome.

I'm guessing he finally sobered up and saw what a fool he made of himself.

Still doesn't change the facts. Thanks for admitting they did.

Reading comprehension, I didn’t admit anything.

Still holding

and that's all she wrote

Still holding

Astros are done

They did win, they did cheat

And when I say cheat, I mean historically cheat as in if not for pardons their banner shouldn’t be hung

They all got pardons minus the actual franchise, coach and GM

And that standby that post

The franchise was fined 5 million and a loss of their 1st round pick, which is the most allowed…

Coach fired

GM fired

Yeah, it was pretty historic

You forgot the fact their cheating was so bad it caused the invention of a rule that has forever changed baseball ... Pitch-Com. That's all because of the Astros' cheating.

At least you've handled it like a grown man and gotten over it.......

Astros live in the Rangers fans head. They just can’t quit thinking about them.

Yep.

Adolis is forever in the astros head.

Dear lil rangers.
Congratulations on your win for the ALCS. You were the better team. You may want to consider getting a little bit serious about what is waiting for you. You are now in the WORLD SERIES at least try to act like you have been there. If you can do that and play some ball, you just might get one of these. Good luck.