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Adjustable boom

Head puller. When your left leaning family members or friends won't pull their heads out of their back sides and think for themselves......just crank until you hear the POP.

Sky hook

I got sent to the tool room for one of those, and a can of arc starter.....and a bucket of amps.

CHASTITY BELT REMOVER

A new gadget to hang your worst enemy with

Lock the thread.

Left handed gangly wrench.

Overhead torqueometer with hooks

Underfoot torqueometers are hookless

Chain stretcher

Strongest zip tie ever.

My thoughts

Margarita Machine

pancake

Tooth extractor from the zoo.

Firearm anchor.
The safety snap hooks in the trigger guard so it doesn't get loose and wander off.

Northern Himalayan Yeti placenta puller.

Pocket fisherman.

Lovely Linda's House of Pleasure and Pain self service sadism enhancer. Pull your own handle till you are no longer a bad bad boy

Bigfoot’s hang nail puller.

Adjustable suspender straps for really big guys. (takes 2)

Heavy duty model for a special swing

Pipe Stretcher

Really showy earrings, again, takes 2..

Fancy come along

Only if that worked...

Gas powered sweater

It's what the Democraps use to adjust the vote to their side. It's a Bigfoot took or the Tooth Fairy tricycle.

Antler Spreader, really popular in AR counties.

Thingamagig.

Dental floss dispenser.

Crossbow crank cocking device. Happy Birthday!

Hey, you found my penile lengthener! I lost it. Pm me your address and I'll come pick it up.

Board stretcher

Chain rachette!

My Military Dentist Tooth extractor

Chuck Norris's watch fob.

You ain't wrong.

Anti gravity engine remover.

Grinch’s wench winch wrench

Harbor Freight body crusher. It's a precision machine perfectly timed to release the heavy object the moment you're under it.

Okie tree ornament, deluxe model comes with a blown cheby engine hangin from it but costs extra.

Proper name is wickerbill.