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Hillbilly Vasectomy #2239492 04/12/11 01:53 AM
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HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to
go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are
legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor,

'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his
ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

(You'll love this.)

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and continued counting on
his other hand.

This procedure works in Tennessee,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia, Kentucky and some parts of Texas.



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Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #2239498 04/12/11 01:55 AM
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Oh yeah rofl



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Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Alpha&Omega] #2240259 04/12/11 01:56 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA


Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: RedMan.45] #2240403 04/12/11 03:02 PM
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Hahahahaha!! That's hilarious!


Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #2243806 04/13/11 11:03 PM
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Good one


Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: kwkguide] #2243940 04/14/11 12:17 AM
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clapSeen it before but it is still a great one! clap



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Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: stxranchman] #2247042 04/15/11 05:08 AM
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Nice. rofl



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Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: stxranchman] #2247105 04/15/11 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By: stxranchman
clapSeen it before but it is still a great one! clap



Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: SR025] #2247260 04/15/11 12:45 PM
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Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: SatNiteSpec] #2248431 04/15/11 09:29 PM
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This one is DEEEPP.


Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: dnttang] #2248436 04/15/11 09:33 PM
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Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: BMD] #2279447 04/29/11 07:02 PM
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roflroflroflroflrofl




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