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Old sea story #1344906 04/02/10 10:30 PM
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There's an old sea story in the Navy about a ship's Captain who
inspected
> his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boatswain that his men
smelled
> bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would
> change
> underwear occasionally.
>
> The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
>
> The Chief went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The
> Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
> He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change
with
> Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"
>
> THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
>
> Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things
> smelling any better.



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Re: Old sea story [Re: bill oxner] #1348207 04/05/10 12:53 PM
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Guess this is a reference to Obama. Found the concept amusing but not really the situation or joke itself


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Originally Posted By: LEM Products
Guess this is a reference to Obama. Found the concept amusing but not really the situation or joke itself
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Re: Old sea story [Re: the1knownasboo] #1357260 04/09/10 03:59 PM
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Hahahaha Great Joke!!!


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