A man comes into a bar and asks the barkeep to place 10 mugs on the bar, and fill them all with beer.
The bartender places mugs and starts filling them.
The man follows him and drinks the beer immediately.
The bartender asks:
Why are you in such a hurry?
If you had, what I have, you would be in a hurry, said the thirsty man.
The bartender steps back a little bit and asks:
And what do you have?
The man replies, somewhere around 50 cents.

hahaha

That's a good lol