Two Salesmen, John and Henry, were traveling together late at night. Their car broke down. They made their way to the nearest farm & asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. She said "Well I'm a widow and I wouldn't be comfortable with strangers in the house, but I suppose you could stay in the barn". In the middle of the night John sneaked into the house and spent several wonderful hours with the widowed woman.
Nine months later Henry called his friend John and said "When we were stranded at that widow's farm months ago you gave her my name as yours didn't you?"
John said "Yes I did, why do you ask"?
"Her Lawyer called today" said Henry, "She died and left me her farm and all her money and I wanted to thank you!"