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What did that sign say????
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09/16/14 03:26 PM
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redfred
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" *******************************
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." **************************
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **************************
At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." **************************
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **************************
On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." **************************
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." **************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout." **************************
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" **************************
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." **************************
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **************************
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." **************************
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **************************
At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **************************
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." **************************
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **************************
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." **************************
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." **************************
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." **************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **************************
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." **************************
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." **************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait"
************************** At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills." **************************
And don't forget the sign at a ChicagoRadiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: What did that sign say????
[Re: redfred]
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09/16/14 03:32 PM
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twospeed29
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I got two speeds. Goin fast,and haulin [censored]
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Re: What did that sign say????
[Re: redfred]
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09/16/14 06:07 PM
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J Loves Huntin
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If you look back over your life are you fully satisfied you pleased the Maker of Creation. Are you fully assured that you have trusted in His Son, Jesus Christ, for your salvation. Are you confident that you have a definite hope of going to Heaven?
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Re: What did that sign say????
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09/16/14 06:53 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: What did that sign say????
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09/22/14 05:38 AM
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KWood_TSU
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Saw a sign in Huntsville at the jiffy lube the other day that said, "if you love it, lube it. "
Amat Victoria Curam - Victory Loves Preparation
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