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04/29/14 10:36 PM
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A North Carolina State Trooper pulled a car over on US 301 about 2 miles south of the Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus in Emporia. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy traveling from Tennessee got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take my [censored] to jail, cause there ain't no way in hell I can pass that test.”
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Re: state patrol pulls ...
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04/29/14 10:49 PM
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Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: state patrol pulls ...
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04/29/14 11:17 PM
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Ok...that's good. I'll retell it.
Not my monkeys, not my circus...
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05/14/14 10:29 PM
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Arise.Kill.Eat -Acts 10:13 I have read a bunch of stuff on the internet about Star Wars but that does not mean I can skin a deer with a light saber.
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05/26/14 04:05 AM
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thats funny right there...I don't care who you are....
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05/26/14 12:24 PM
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people? ![[Linked Image]](http://neoswarm.com/images/Bug_Crawling.gif)
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06/03/14 04:15 AM
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Freedom is a fragile thing ...Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again.
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06/20/14 09:39 PM
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I'll be retelling that one to a couple of drunks I know...
Shot my first turkey today...Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!
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07/28/14 01:18 AM
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The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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07/28/14 09:10 PM
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