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New retirement plan #5218180 07/25/14 06:30 PM
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The Coast Guard intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.

This placed the Coast Guard in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to the US, but towards Mexico and central America.

Another surprise finding was the people were average American retirement age seniors. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico they wanted to return to the US as illegal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees.

It is believed the Coast Guard gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to join us.


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Re: New retirement plan [Re: Gravytrain] #5218690 07/25/14 11:54 PM
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Re: New retirement plan [Re: Gravytrain] #5219065 07/26/14 04:26 AM
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I want to go too. Can I go with you?

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So true. Thanks Mr.President because of you being a US citizen isn't important anymore. bang realmad soap

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Is there a waiting line or do we just take a number? clap


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Where do I fill out my paperwork for this? What's the average wait time? I'm guessing you can no longer e-file?

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Don't forget to increase your benefits by returning with a communicable disease.

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